Dirty jokes

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42. What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?
Beef strokin’ off.

43. What did the O say to the Q?
Dude, your dick’s hanging out.

44. What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?
A trip without kids.

45. What did the sanitary napkin say to the fart?
You are the wind beneath my wings.

46. What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist

47. How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?
As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.

48. How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

49. How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.

50. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain’t no ordinary blowjob.