Dirty jokes

im not done~

85. Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s out of business.

86. Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.

87. Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I’ll go choo choo.

88. If you look that good in clothes, you must look even better out of them.

89. Baby, you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.

90. Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart!

91. Did you get those pants for 50% off? They’re 100% off at my place.

92. Did you take your Vitamin D today? Want to?

93. Are you a raisin? Cause you’re raising my hopes for a kiss right about now