⁻ ˏˋ ꒰ CRACKFIC CHATFIC ꒱ ˊˎ⁻

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osamu dazai created a groupchat.

osamu dazai added atsushi nakajima.
osamu dazai added doppo kunikida.
osamu dazai added kenji miyazawa.
osamu dazai added akiko yosano.
osamu dazai added ranpo edogawa.
osamu dazai added jun'ichiro tanizaki.
osamu dazai added naomi tenizaki.
osamu dazai added kyouka izumi.

kenji miyazawa: what's this ?

osamu dazai changed doppo kunikida's nickname to dad.

dad: I'm not a parental unit yet.

osamu dazai: (￣▽￣)

dad: What is that?

osamu dazai: <(￣︶￣)>

dad: Stop that.

osamu dazai: (╥_╥)

kenji miyazawa: kunikida! you made him sad!

dad: How can you tell that from a few symbols being put together?

osamu dazai: (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ

kenji miyazawa: sh sh it's okay dazai- don't listen to kunikida-

osamu dazai: ( ╥ω╥ )

osamu dazai: everyone else is being too quiet ...

osamu dazai changed atsushi nakajima's nickname to furry.
osamu dazai changed ranpo edogawa's nickname to smartass.
osamu dazai changed their own nickname to dazwai owosamwu.

dad: Dazai you are a grown man, don't type like a child.

dazwai owosamwu: owo

dad: What?

dazwai owosamwu: owowowowowowo

dad: Stop that.

dazwai owosamwu: owowowowowowowowowowowowowowo

dad: ...

dazwai owosamwu changed their own nickname to killmepls.

dad: This is somehow worse than your last nickname.

killmepls: i know (─‿‿─)

killmepls changed kyouka izumi's nickname to child.
killmepls changed naomi tanizaki's nickname to alabama1.
killmepls changed jun'ichiro tanizaki's nickname to alabama2.
killmepls changed kenji miyazawa's nickname to stronginnocentboy.

furry: what is this .. ?

furry: wh - my username - what -

killmepls: do you like it ?

furry: no - why would i like this - what -

killmepls: o(〒﹏〒)o

furry: why are you sad - what -

alabama2: Uhm .. What is Alabama ??

killmepls: nothiiinnnggg ٩(◕‿◕｡)۶

furry: i -

stronginnocentboy: i'm not that innocent- i've hit someone in the face before, i'm not innocent-

killmepls: sureeeeEEEE , totally not innocent -

smartass: am i the only one who thinks my nickname is fitting?

furry: yes -

dad: Yes.

alabama2: Yessss ??

stronginnocentboy: i mean i kind of like my nickname-

killmepls: well kenji you're my favorite now !

stronginnocentboy: :0

killmepls gave stronginnocentboy admin permissions.

stronginnocentboy: :000

killmepls: @everyone kenji is my favorite now uwu

killmepls went offline.

child: ok boomer

furry: who taught you that -