Wolfy: *kicks Soccer ball into the window* shit...
Ropey: WHO FUCKING BROKE MY WINDOW
Wolfy: IT WAS LOUIS
Louis: WHAT NO IT WAS YOU
Wolfy: BOI WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I SAW YOU DO THAT
Ropey: LOUIS GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE *runs at him*
Louis: *runs away*
Wolfy: no one will expect a thing hehe
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Hopey: people say I can't do what I love without college
Wolfy: what?
Hopey: I don't need no degree to be a clothing hanger
Wolfy: excuse me?
Hopey: *puts clothing hanger inside of shirt and hangs from a doorknob* :3
Wolfy: ...what are you doing?-
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Wolfy: I hate BOB I WANT HIM TO DIE
Ropey: calm down
Wolfy: NOOO BOB CAN DIE IN A DITCH
Ropey: Wolfy calm down
Wolfy: BOB GOT ME KILLED BECAUSE HE WAS OUTSIDE IN THE RAIN-
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Wolfy: RED KITTIESSS
Ropey: you okay?
Wolfy: I NEED RED KITTIESSS
Ropey: calm down-
Wolfy: WHERE IS MY GODDAMN RED KITTIESSS-
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Matty: *shows memes that doesn't make any sense to me whatsoever*
Wolfy: nice-
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Wolfy: why are you crying?
Ropey: *drunkenly sobbing* I lost Wolfy
Wolfy: *takes off sunglasses*
Ropey: *crying but smiling* I found you!
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Ropey: you 3 explain now
Silver: it was Louis
Wolfy: it was Louis
Louis: it was Loui- damn it
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Wolfy: mum can I have a piece of cake from the fridge?
Hopey: what's the rule?
Wolfy: *sighing* no cake before dinner...
Hopey: no that's Ryes rule. My rule is that you have to being me a slice too
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Wolfy: what the actual fuck?
Silver: language!
Wolfy: whomst the actual sexual intercourse?
Silver: what the fuck
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Wolfy: making my way downtown, walking fast *looks at Skye and seeing her run at me preparing a hug attack* WALKING FASTER-
Skye: WOLFYYYYYYY-
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Wolfy: *looking at the bowl of grapes* these are good right? *takes one and throws it at Ropey* your turn
Skye: *throws bananas near the sink*
Ropey: AHHH
Wolfy: SKYE THE GRAPES
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Wolfy: I DUNNO WHAT YALL-
Ropey: *plays with a stick on fire and coming to us*
Wolfy: AHHH YOU BETTER STOP
The rest of Closet Gang: AHHHHHHHH
Wolfy: BITCH STOOOOOP AHHHHHH-
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Blocky: I'm disappointed right now
Joey: why? What's wrong?
-flash back to Ropey and Silver having a party listening to 69 and drinking beer-
Blocky: Once Silver and Ropey comes out of their rooms you will know
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Arty: YOU READY TO FUCKING DIE
Wolfy: IM A BAD BITCH YOU CANT KILL ME-
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Wolfy: so Hopey sent me a picture that was the discord loading screen
Skye: and?
Wolfy: and I'm very much disappointed that I fell for it-
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(This was before me and Skye got back together)
Skye: gimme a kiss
Wolfy
Wolfy: no we're not dating-
Skye: gimme a kiss
Wolfy: Skye no there's a lot of people in the server right now plus 2 people are following us-
Skye: come here Wolfy
Wolfy: *runs away*
Skye: WOLFYYY-
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Byron: use it wisely
Wolfy: Pfft what the hell?
-8 minutes later-
Wolfy: BYRON IM GONNA DIE
Byron: USE THE SHOCKING THING
Wolfy: and we died
Byron: you could've used it
Wolfy: BUT YOU SAID USE IT WISELY AND I THOUGHT I COULD USE IT ON THE BOSS
Byron: WE HAD TO DO THE EASTEREGG FIRST TO EACH HIMM *laughing*
-next round 10 minutes later-
Wolfy: Byron dont run near the zombie or else you will-
*Byron gets hit by a zombie*
Wolfy: OH MY GOD-
Byron: *laughing*
Wolfy: BOI I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO NEAR-
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Yuri: *sending cook dogs*
Wolfy: *cries*
Silver: smh-
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Random person: hey some dude is going off the bungee swing backwards!
Wolfy: ha what an idiot
Skye: I'm going on the bungee swing backward!
Wolfy: oh no that's my IDIOT
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(We were playing nazi zombies)
Wolfy: Oh Jesus is that Klaus?-
Byron: yup
Wolfy: my gut is hurting seeing him in a body full of zombies and him being on the middle still alive-
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Adult Skye: Wolfy do you love me...?
Adult Wolfy: Skye we just had a baby-
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Adult Skye: *bursting into the room* ITS MISSING
Adult Wolfy: what's missing?
Adult Skye: THE LITTLE THING
Adult Wolfy with Jacob in arms: what little thing?
Adult Skye: oh there it is
Adult Wolfy: wait YOU MEANT OUR CHILD?!-
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Skye on google how to tell if your gay
Wolfy: *looks at screen* didn't you just fucking kiss me bitch?-
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Yeah this is all I have now since I'm a lazy person uwu
I hope it makes up for me not updating this dead book for months-
Anyways I hope it give you a good laugh or giggle :3 hope y'all have a good day or night
