Wolfy: I am the Gaylord
Ropey: I AM THE BISEXUAL DEVIL
KingLouis: I AM THE BISEXUAL GOD
Wolfy: Bruh if your god then why the hell did you make a lot of stupid people on earth then?
Ropey: cause he's an idiot and he's proud of them
Wolfy: oh
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Hopey: STAY AWAY FROM MY SON ADRIAN
Wolfy: HOPEY MY GOD JUST LET US GO NEAR HIM
Hopey: HELL NO HES MINE AND MINE ONLY
Wolfy: BRUH COME ON
Ropey: oof
Dom: you can say that again
Ropey: oof
Blocky: should we help?
Ropey: nah
Wolfy: HOPEY JUST LET ME NEAR ADRIAN FOR ONCE
Hopey: GET AWAY BEFORE I WILL STAB YOU WITH MY MACHETE
Wolfy: I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY
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Ropey: come on Wolfy I wasn't that drunk
Wolfy: Ropey you walked into the supermarket and when the intercom turned on, you dropped on your knees and screamed "GOD HAS SPOKEN"
Ropey: uh
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Hopey: come on Wolfy how drunk could I been
Wolfy: you asked your mother if she was a virgin then started singing 'every time we touch' to her
Hopey: are you fucking serious...?
Wolfy: yeah
Hopey: fuck my life
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Ropey: so care to explain to me what happened?
Wolfy: ROPEY I SWEAR I DID NOT MEAN TO DRINK WINE! I THOUGHT IT WAS GRAPE JUICE
Ropey: Wolfy it's one thing to become drunk
Flashback of what happened
Wolfy: h-hey sexy
Ropey: Wolfy What the-
Sarah: what..??
Wolfy: come on I might be good in bed
Sarah: are you okay...
Ropey: yup your drunk *picks up Wolfy* time for bed for you
Wolfy: but I wanna sleep with the pretty Kitty
Sarah: see you tomorrow when your sober...
End of flashback (XD OH MY LORD)
Ropey: what I am gonna do with you...?
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KingLouis: come on Wolfy I wasn't that drunk last night
Wolfy: you grabbed Ropey's Robot toy and smashed it with a hammer and throw it into a filled sink screaming "I CHOOSE YOU PIKACHU!"
KingLouis: oh...
Wolfy: I suggest you to run
KingLouis: ON IT *runs away*
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Blocky: dude what happened last time I think I broke my arm and my car is wrecked
Blocky friend: you were so drunk last night
Blocky: what I do?
Blocky friend: you climbed on top of your garage and started yelling "nananananananana Batman batman" Then jumped off and landed on your car
Blocky: and you didn't take me to the hospital
Blocky friend: I was to busy laughing at your dumbass
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Dommy: I wasn't that drunk
Ropey: dude you picked up a little Mexican girl and screamed "DORA I NEED YOUR MAP TO GET HOME"
Dommy: oh..
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Blocky: I wasn't that drunk
Dommy: dude, we found you in your car
Blocky: that's not that bad
Dommy: your car was in the lake and you were screaming "AHOY MATEYS, WE'VE REACHED LAND"
Blocky: kill me now...
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Ropey: I wasn't that drunk
Wolfy: dude you were asking princess why she killed Mufasa
Ropey: uh I gotta go...
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Ropey: what happened last time...?
Hopey: you were really drunk
Ropey: babe I'm so sorry did I do something wrong again!?
Hopey: nope
Ropey: what do you mean?
Hopey: you were so drunk, when I tried to give you a goodnight kiss you said "hey get off me I have a girlfriend"
Ropey: okay that's not bad
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KingLouis: what're you saying. I NEVER get drunk
Aya: you challenge someone saying you can out annoy him
KingLouis: how does that prove I was drunk?
Aya: you challenged an orange
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Hopey: I wasn't that drunk
KingLouis: dude you threw my hamster and yelled "PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU"
Hopey: oh
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Wolfy: I wasn't that drunk last night
Skye: you were flirting with Sarah
Wolfy: So? She's my girlfriend
Skye: you asked her if she was single and cried when she said wasn't
Wolfy: ...
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Wolfy: James you were so drunk last night
James: no I wasn't (by the way James is Sarah older brother and he's an idiot)
Wolfy: you were shoving batteries up your ass and singing I got the power
James: okay
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Wolfy: Byron come on I was not drunk
Byron: Anneli you were cutting pineapples yelling "SPONGE BOB I KNOW YOUR IN THERE"
Wolfy: holy shit I was drunk
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Ropey: dude there is no way in hell I was that drunk
Aya: you asked your dad if he was a virgin
Ropey: oh shit
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Hopey: how drunk was I last night
Kayla: you thought you were a wrestler
Hopey: what happened
Kayla: you challenged a 4 year old to a fight and got your ass beat...he made you tap put and you cried for 50 minutes after
Hopey: Who was it?
Kayla: your son
Adrian: I AM A WRESTLER NOW IMMA GO BEAT MY BROTHERS
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Wolfy: dude I wasn't that drunk
Byron: Anneli you gave a mushroom to a midget and yelled "GROW MARIO GROW"
Wolfy: did he? You know, grow?
Byron: are you still drunk?
Wolfy: BLUE
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Ropey: weeeeeee
Wolfy: yes?
Ropey: I WANT A TWINKIE RIGHT NOW
Wolfy: hostess is out of business
Ropey: iAmTheLionKingSON
Ropey: buy me a Twinkie
Wolfy: Ropey
Ropey: you are my little FLUFF
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KingLouis: dude I just did some intense math
KingLouis: I just ate a whole box of frosted flakes and it's like 1000 grams
Ropey: ...
KingLouis: I'm 56 kg that means right now I'm 1% made of frosted flakes holy shit
Ropey: are you high?
KingLouis I'm made of 1% of frosted flakes
Ropey: your drunk aren't you?
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Ropey: *sends KingLouis codes 4 times*
KingLouis: your puzzles don't scare me riddle master
Ropey: oh my god..
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Levi: I wasn't that drunk. I drove myself home
Wolfy: dude don't even try to denying it
Levi: ??
Wolfy: I drove you home while you drove with a paper plate
Levi: oh I thought that was a dream
Wolfy: idiot
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Levi: Anneli why do people need 1 noseholes? We only need 1 right?
Wolfy: go home your drunk
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It was fun doing this XD Drunk texts are the funniest
Anyways I hope it give you a good laugh or giggle :3 hope y'all have a good day or night
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