Police: Where do you live?
Wolfy: with my parents
Police: where do your parents live?
Wolfy: with me
Police: where do you all live?
Wolfy: tOgEtHeR
Police: where is your house?
Wolfy: next to my neighbour
Police: where's your neighbour's house?
Wolfy: if I tell you, you won't believe me
Police: tell me
Wolfy: next to my house
Police: what's next to your house?
Wolfy: my other neighbour's house..?
Police: where do your neighbour's live
Wolfy: In my neighbourhood...?
(I got this from YouTube :3)
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Ropey: I think my laptop is broken
Hopey: just give it to the IT guy
Ropey: *walks outside and tosses my laptop into the sewer* good luck
Hopey: Ropey no I mean- forget it
Hopey: Boss won't buy you a new one
Ropey: your right- SHIT I NEED IT BACK
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Ropey: BOSS GET THE HELL OUT OF THE KITCHEN BEFORE YOU BURNED THE WHOLE HOUSE DOWN
Wolfy: FUCK YOU THIS IS MY HOUSE AND THIS IS MY KITCHEN
Hopey: *sigh* why I am here again?
Blocky: honestly I don't know
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Wolfy: this is a knife! You poke people with it and they slowly die
Byron: okay...
Wolfy:with just a minute
Byron: ...
Wolfy: *pulls out gun* and this is a gun
Byron: boss no-
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Levi: hey boss want some champagne?
Wolfy: no but I do want you to put down that bottle
Levi: WHAT?
Wolfy: oh for fucks sakes ARE YOU DEAD AGAIN?
Levi: WHAT???
Wolfy: DO YOU HEAR ME?
Levi: no I don't hate you, why would I hate you boss?
Wolfy: your fucking STUPID Levi
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Wolfy: Hopey, Ropey what are you doing?
Hopey: b-boss uh we were uhh
Ropey: we were collecting some m-money from s-strangers
Wolfy: how was it?
Hopey: some guys tried fighing us...
Wolfy: did you win?
Ropey: w-we tried boss but we were out numbered
Wolfy: *sigh* where are they...?
Blocky: I believe they are in a bar a few minutes away from here
Wolfy: thanks Blocky...I will be back soon..
-An hour later-
Wolfy: I'm back
Ropey: welcome back Bo- BOSS WHAT THE HELL! WHY ARE YOU COVERED IN BLOOD??
Hopey: *whispers to Blocky* did she murdered them...?
Blocky *whispers back* I think she did...
Wolfy: you know I can hear you two right?
Hopey&Blocky: w-we're sorry b-boss
Ropey: boss they're right, did you murdered them?
Wolfy: of course I did
Ropey: WHY!?
Wolfy: you didn't fight or kill them now did you?
Ropey: n-no...
Wolfy: So I went ahead and killed them since you both couldn't do anything
Hopey: but boss they were a lot of them and only two of us so basically we were outnumbered
Wolfy: i sometimes wonder if there is an alternate universe where you BOTH had depression or always wanted to die or hell wants to kill people (IM SO SORRY)
Ropey&Hopey: ...
Wolfy: now go make yourself useful you three...
Ropey&Hopey&Blocky: yes boss
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Stranger: have you considered the people who calls you boss as your friends?
Wolfy: of course not why the fuck should I consider them as my friends?
Stranger: I'm sorry
Wolfy: you better be sorry or do you want your soul taken away?
Stranger: n-no
Wolfy: then get the fuck out of my face before I do take it away
Stranger: *runs off*
Wolfy: ...i do consider them as my friends but I don't have the heart to tell em that...I hope maybe someday I will tell them and say sorry to them but that might take a while...
Ropey: hey boss
Wolfy: huh?? What
Ropey: I found some old photos of you
Wolfy: and?
Ropey: and I couldn't help but noticed you were...smiling and actually look happy
Wolfy: it's just some old photos
Ropey: how come you don't do that...?
Wolfy: ...why would you like to know?
Ropey: it's just that your always frowning and sometimes I guess rare to see you smile? Besides the creepy one at least
Wolfy: if you want to know go find a guy named Jackson he will tell you what happened...
Ropey: but we don't know a Jackso-
Wolfy: I said if you want to know go FIND a guy named Jackson
Ropey: I'm sorry boss forgive me
Wolfy: your forgive now shoo leave me alone I have work to do
Ropey: yes boss *leaves*
Wolfy: I'm sorry Ropey I just wish I could say that to you to person...
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Wolfy: Hopey
Hopey: yes boss?
Wolfy: I would like to give you something
Hopey: what is it?
Wolfy: *hands her a machete* here
Hopey: *takes it* a-are you sure...?
Wolfy: yes why would I give it to you if I wasn't sure
Hopey: thank you
Wolfy: now go Hope I have some work to do
Hopey: okay boss *leaves*
Wolfy: at least you will have something to protect yourself with...I don't want the same thing to happen...
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K that's all folks :3 I just make up random aus for fun so anyways I hope it give you a good laugh or giggle :3 hope y'all have a good day or night
