Ropey: who are you? What's your name?
Hopey: my names Hope, I'm your girlfriend
Ropey: woah
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Ropey: oh my god look at that face *points at Wolfy*
Hopey: if your feeling suicidal you come to the right place
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Wolfy: Mushroom dance mushroom dance whatever could it mean?
Ropey: it means you lived a life of sin
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Ropey: cake or death
Wolfy: uh cake please
Ropey: very well give her cake
Hopey: *gives Wolfy cake*
Wolfy: oh thanks very much :3 it's very nice
Ropey: you cake or death
Byron: uh cake for me too please
Ropey: very well give him cake too
Hopey: *gives Byron cake*
Ropey: we're gonna run out of cake at this rate
Ropey: you cake or death
Jackson: uh death please
Jackson: No! Cake cake cake sorry
Ropey: you said death first haha Death first
Jackson: no I meant cake
Ropey: oh alright your lucky I'm church of New York (I dunno??) *gives him cake*
Ropey: cake or death
Levi: uh cake please
Ropey: WELL WE'RE OUT OF CAKE *throws Levi in hell*
Ropey: we only had 3 bits and we didn't expect such a rush
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Wolfy: there's the pretty girls *points at random people*
Wolfy: and there's popular girls *points at another random group of people*
Wolfy: and I look like a potato :3 *whispers* a Kawaii potato
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Hopey: why is it during the day I am half asleep and I just wanna go to bed
Hopey: but meanwhile at one freaking am I AM WIDE AWAKE
Hopey: WHERE IS THE LOGIC IN THAT!? You know what it's official
Hopey: I am nocturnal
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Levi: introducing the pencil
Levi: you can write with it, you can- what else can you do with a pencil?
Wolfy: above it down your throat
Levi: you can shove it down your- WHAT?!
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Ropey: I can't find it
Wolfy: what you looking for?
Ropey: my happiness
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Ropey: Wolfy can you take out the trash?
Wolfy: *puts myself in trashcan* done
Ropey: Wolfy no get out of there-
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Wolfy: I saw world war 3 memes on YouTube and I blame Trump for killing a high rank general
Hopey: I'm panicking about it
Ropey: look nothing will happen *explains some probably important stuff that I forgot about*
Wolfy: Derp
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Wolfy: So why do you want a job here?
Ropey: I'm broke Wolfy
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Hopey: hey Ropey you want some? *gives Ropey the water bottle*
Ropey: THIS BITCH EMPTY YEET *throws the water bottle to the group*
Wolfy: ACK-
Ropey: WOLFY OH MY GOD IM SORRY
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Levi: oh sorry I fell asleep while I was waiting for you to make me an sandwich
Wolfy: go back to sleep and starve
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Louis: Hope how did I get a D on this test?
Hopey: class what is it called when Louis gets an A
Ropey: imagination
Louis: fight me fight me right now
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Hopey: this coffee is bitter like my soul
Hopey: I need something black like my soul
Hopey: fuck it's cold like my soul
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Hopey: what's the problem
Wolfy: math problems
Hopey: oh I can help you let me see
Wolfy: *gives work to Hopey*
Hopey: alright here's an easy one, what's 6 times 3
Wolfy: *shrugs*
Hopey: 6 times 3
Wolfy: I don't know
Hopey 6 TIMES 3
Wolfy: I DONT-
Hopey: 6 TIMES 3
Wolfy: I LEGIT DONT KNOW
Hopey 6 3
Wolfy: I don't know what is it
Hopey: ...
Wolfy: ...
Hopey: get your mom
Wolfy: why?
Hopey: ROPEY
Ropey: what's the problem?
Hopey: homework *gives Ropey the paper*
Ropey: what's 6 times 3?
Wolfy: I don't know
Ropey: 6 TIMES 3
Wolfy: I DONT KNOW
Ropey: what's 6 plus 6
Wolfy: oh 12
Ropey: NOW ADD 6
Wolfy: I DONT KNOW WHAT IS IT
Ropey: WHAT IS IT?
Hopey: ...
Ropey: ...
Wolfy ...
Ropey: get your math teacher
Wolfy: who
Ropey: BLOCKY
Blocky: BOOM WHAT?
Ropey: homework *gives Blocky the paper*
Blocky: I TAUGHT YOU THIS, WHATS 6 TIMES 3
Wolfy: I DONT KNOW
Blocky: LOOK IF JOHNNY HAS 6 TIMES 3 AMOUNTS OF DISH SOAP, HOW MUCH DISH SOAP DOES WOULD HE HAVE?
Wolfy: HOW MUCH?
Blocky: HOW MUCH
Blocky: ...
Ropey: ...
Hopey ...
Wolfy ...
Blocky: *counts*
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Some person: ugh this is so many calories
Wolfy: you are a stick bitch-
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Wolfy: every group of friends there's the dumb one
Everyone: *points at Louis*
Louis: really?
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Blocky: hello is this Ropey
Ropey: yes did something happened?
Blocky: yes your daughter just blow up the school
Wolfy: bish I threw a piece of paper
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Wolfy: my house is haunted
Ropey: Wolfy why do you say that
Wolfy: I hear weird noises at night
Ropey: Like what?
Wolfy: 'damn bitch you wet as fuck'
Ropey: oh-
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Hopey: somebody shot me I'm dying
Josh: oh my god your bleeding to death let me help you
Hopey: nah Imma just die
Josh: what-
Hopey: yeah fuck you
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Wolfy: Ropey stop please don't..
Ropey: Wolfy what's so bad blowing up an entire school?
Wolfy: every fucking thing Ropey
Ropey: everyone will be fine
Wolfy: Ropey it's 1 in the freaking morning
Ropey: and? The teachers and janitors are probably gonna be alright
Wolfy: Ropey we cant go to school if you blow it all up
Ropey: that's exactly why I'm blowing up the school
Hopey: I'm all in
Wolfy: Hopey no don't encourage her
Hopey: Lets blow up the school
Wolfy: Ropey don't you freaking dare
Ropey: you can't stop me Wolfy I need to do this
Hopey: wait lemme pull out my phone (I dunno what Hopey uses??) I wanna record this
Wolfy: sometimes I even wonder why you two are like this
Ropey and Hopey: Wolfy we been through some horrible shit and we feel like blowing up a school
Wolfy: okay...
Hopey: I'm recording it
Ropey: SEE YA SCHOOL *process to blow up the school*
Wolfy: OH MY GOD WE'RE SO FUCKING DEAD
Ropey: WOOOOOOO THAT FELT GREAT
Hopey: can we set it in fire too?
Wolfy: NO
Ropey: YES LETS DO THAT *throws a lighter to the school*
Wolfy: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE
Hopey: we did it now we can't go to school anymore
Ropey: WOOOOOOO LETS GOOO
Wolfy: oh my lord...I'm going home bye
Ropey: bye Wolfy :3 me and Hopey are gonna set stuff on fire and blow them up
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Here have a chapter since I am so bad at updating my books ;w;
Anyways I hope it give you a good laugh or giggle :3 hope y'all have a good day or night
