𝖍𝖔𝖒𝖊𝖜𝖔𝖗𝓴. (𝖈𝖗𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖞)

chapter seventeen.

Cartman - Tuesday Evening

Mom:

M: Hey sweetie, when are you coming home?

C: I'm going out with friends mom

M: Oh! Right

C: Don't forget my ass-cream for tonight mom

M: Yes Eric, I'll see you tonight

We walk out of Craig's car into the driveway of "Jake's" house, music is blaring out of the open door as Stan jokes about something I don't understand. Why the fuck did I come with them? Kyle should've kept his head out of his ass before opening his fucking Jew trap.

Shaking my head, I follow Craig, Kenny, and Stan inside. "I need to go, real fucking quick," Stan says, "I'll be back," He dashes off leaving me and Kenny standing at the table as Craig says hey to Token, Tweek and Jimmy.

"Why the fuck do you like him so much?" I ask Kenny, watching the babes on the dancefloor.

"Who?"

"Craig."

"I dunno, he's really interesting and sweet. I guess I just like him like that."

"Cool, I'm happy you found someone that you like."

"Did you just fucking say that?"

"Let it go, Ken, you'll hear that once."

"Cherishing it right now."

Craig walks back to us, Token with him. Stan stands next to me as I gulp the red, plastic cup in my hand. Cautiously watching Craig and Kenny as they just smile at each other, he better not fucking hurt Kenny.

"Dude, move your fat ass out of the way, you're blocking the beer," Craig stands in front of me, digging his hands in his pockets, "Move it, Cartman."

"Shut up, brace face, I'm just big-boned," I move minimally to the side as Craig grabs a plastic cup.

"Whatever you say," Stan snickers.

"Screw you guys, I'm going home," I roll my eyes.

"No, you're not," Stan laughs, as he refills my cup, "Now get your big-boned ass to the dancefloor 'cause I see some babes," Stan takes me to the dancefloor as Kenny and Craig stand there, laughing at us.

Craig - Tuesday Evening

Slowly turning to Kenny, I look at Stan and Cartman trying to talk to a girl, "... so," I pause to gaze into his eyes, "Come here often?"

Rolling his eyes as he smirks, "Very cheesy- I like it," We laugh.

Tweek, Token and Jimmy walked up to us, "H-h-h-hey dudes," Jimmy greets us, "H-h-h-how are we?"

"Good- Glad you guys are here, when did you hear about the party?" I ask them, Tweek and Token look at each other.

"Clyde got invited by the dude that organized this," Token smiles, he then pulls me to the side as Jimmy and Kenny start talking, "Did you talk to him yet?" I shake my head, "Dude- He's been wanting to talk to you for days."

"How's Nicole?" I try to change the subject. "Heard she became head of the student council."

"I'm not fucking joking, Craig, just fucking talk to him," He tells me, I roll my eyes. "Jesus Christ- He's with Bebe outside, just talk to him," I nod, stepping away and going outside. Of course, I had to walk in on Bebe and Clyde full-on making out.

"Oh fuck- Hey Craig," Bebe smiles at me, wiping her lipstick off the corners of her mouth.

"Can I speak to your bitch-ass boyfriend?" I roll my eyes as Clyde looks up at me. "Oh hey, I didn't know you were there."

He stands up, "How's life?" I ask him, as we walk to a quiet corner, "Good see you with Bebe."

"Yeah, I missed her, how's the ankle?" He points at my shoe, which I can confirm isn't my ankle. "Saw you walk on it anyway," I nod, shrugging.

"Yeah, it was only bruised or something, nothing too bad."

"Hey man, I'm sorry," He states. "It was dumb of me, I was just really not using my two brain cells," I laugh, as he rolls his eyes.

"It's fine, sorry that Kenny beat you up," I take my hands out of my pockets. "That wasn't not fucking needed," He tells me it's fine.

"I totally get it."

"Thanks, dude."

"Let's go, douchebag, I saw that they have a bottle of Fireball at the punch table."

"Ready to get fucked?"

"Ready."