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Craig - Saturday Afternoon
Fuck me, I need to finish this assessment. I started way to late because of yesterday, goddamn. Stan's on my floor, flipping through his textbook as he takes notes. Adding the last points to my essay, I turn to Stan, "Fuckhole," I poke him with my pen, "Hello?"
"What?" He looks up, scratching his chin, "Are you working on the assessment that's due in two weeks?" He nods towards my open laptop.
"Nah, I already finished that," I respond, "I'm working on my Spanish assessment, anyways, we still need to buy suits."
Stan looks at me as he tilts his head, "Suits?" He looks off to the side, "Oh... for the dance? Fuck, you're right. We have like one and a half days to get suits."
There's a pause.
"I'll get the guys."
"I'm getting my bag."
The both of us jump us, I get my phone and Stan runs downstairs for his bag. Texting everyone in one chat is fucking tiring, I add Cartman (E), Kyle (Ky), Kenny (K), Tweek (Tw), Token (T), Clyde (Cl) and Jimmy before texting them.
Douchebags:
Cr: hey fags, stan and I are getting suits for the dance
Cr: wanna join us?
E: Who The Fuck Are You Calling Fags?
E: Yeah, I'll Join
Ky: Same.
Tw: Ok!!!!!!!!! Where are we going????????????
T: I know a place, meet at mine.
Cl: Aye, aye captain black
J: What a sausage fest, amirite?
T: ...
J: What an audience!
K: what the fuck is happening lmao
Cr: "lmao"
K: shut up @ you
E: Everyone Shut Up
E: The Cocksuckers Are Talking With Each Other
Cl: I'm adding Stan
Cl: We can't have a Kyle without a Stan
J: He has such a way with words *sigh*
Clyde added Stan.
Cr: are you going or not @ kenny?
K: do I have a choice?
S: no.
Ky: hey stan
S: hey
E: I Want To Kill Myself
T: Not this again.
Cl: Put It Down starts playing in the background
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𝖍𝖔𝖒𝖊𝖜𝖔𝖗𝓴. (𝖈𝖗𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖞)
FanfictionKenny always had an eye on Craig, but now that Clyde needs a favor. Kenny gets his chance. (warnings: sexual themes, swearing, and usage of slurs). (disclaimer: the characters in this book are not mine, they belong to southpark. all the characters a...
