Dear, Mr. Gavin.
I'm kindly asking you now to shut up. You're not making any sense. I reckon you lost it when.... oh, hang on, you never had 'it' to lose, did you? You were always this stupid and mad weren't you? Oh now I remember. It's 'cause Phoenix Wright beat you at that game of poker, isn't it? That's why you jumped out of a wall with a bottle, isn't it?
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HOLD IT!!! I just got the facts wrong didn't I? It wasn't Wright that beat you at that game of poker was it? It was that good for nothing jerk of a step dad wasn't it? Zak Gramayre. Well, he's more of a jerk than you Kristoph... Hey! Kristoph! Do you know what bridges remind me of?
PHOENIX WRIGHT
Do you know what statues of The Thinker remind me of?
PHOENIX WRIGHT
Do you know what red white and blue remind me of?
PHOENIX WRIGHT
Do you know what Steel Samurai reminds me of?
PHOENIX WRIGHT
Do you know what boats remind me of?
PHOENIX WRIGHT
Do you know what lunch reminds me of?
PHOENIX WRIGHT
Do you know what banana phones remind me of?
PHOENIX WRIGHT
Do you know what spirit mediums remind me of?
PHOENIX WRIGHT
Do you know what circuses remind me of?
PHOENIX WRIGHT
Do you know what teddy bears remind me of?
PHOENIX WRIGHT
Do you know what bottle necklaces remind me of?
PHOENIX WRIGHT
Do you know what masks remind me of?
PHOENIX WRIGHT
Do you know what chefs remind me of?
PHOENIX WRIGHT
Do you know what fires remind me of?
PHOENIX WRIGHT
Do you know what you remind me of?
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STUPIDNESS.
YOU ARE READING
(Not so) gentlemanly...Kristoph Gavin.
FanfictionSo I've finished Apollo Justice. This is what I make of it. Welcome, reader, to the mind of Kristoph.
