Over the last six months since Anko had become pregnant she's been showing signs of mood swings and strange food cravings.
Orochimaru was expecting this to happen since tsunade had explained to him that there's going to be times when Anko will be sad angry or happy at random times of the day.
He was also told that she was going to be having strange food cravings like Miso ramen noodles with chicken gravy and chocolate cake with peanut butter and pickles.
Currently Anko was chasing after orochimaru around the house with a razor sharp kunai knife as she said.
"Orochimaru mitarashi yashagoro!!!. Get back here so I can cut you up!!!. You did this to me and I won't stop until I see you in pain!!!."
And orochimaru said.
"Anko dear please!!!. you must control yourself!!!. Your letting your hormones effect your logic!!!. I don't want to hurt you!!!."
And Anko said.
"OH don't worry. I'm not the one who is getting hurt. YOU ARE!!!."
Anko then threw a handful of shuriken and kunai at orochimaru which he blocked using the earth style mud wall jutsu.
He then activated anko's curse Mark which stopped her in her tracks as she fell to her knees and said.
"Forgive my dearest wife.
But it was the only way I could stop you without hurting you or the baby."
Anko then came back to her senses and said.
"Huh???. Orochi-kun. What happened???. I didn't hurt you did I???. Wait...the baby!!!. Is the baby okay!!??."
And orochimaru said.
"There's nothing to worry about anko-chan. The baby is fine. You were just having an episode from one of your mood swings again.
Nothing I couldn't handle. Would you like me to make you something to eat???."
And Anko said.
"That would be nice thanks.
Can you get me a peanut butter and pickles sandwich and some Miso ramen noodles with chicken gravy and chocolate sauce???."
And orochimaru said.
"That's a weird thing to have but okay. I'll have it ready for you in a minute."
Orochimaru then went to the kitchen and made Anko her meal. It surprised him how a pregnant woman could be able to eat so much yet be so frightening at the same time!!!.
He really hoped this was all over after the child is born because he was getting more and more tired from the paper work every day as well. If anything he hated it.
He then returned to the living room with anko's meal and said.
"Would you like me to massage your feet while I'm here???. You must be very tired from doing house work all day."
And Anko said.
"Thanks honey that sounds great. I'd love for you to give me a foot massage."
Orochimaru then removed anko's boots and began massaging her feet.
By the time he was finished Anko had finished her meal and fallen asleep.
Orochimaru then picked up his lovely wife and carried her to their bedroom where he tucked her in and then went to sleep next to her.
As scary as it was for him being married and a soon to be father he couldn't help but still love his beautiful snake queen. But what orochimaru didn't know was that the moment after their son and quite possibly twins were born... The real hell would begin. Changing diapers and being woken up at 3:00 in the morning. Getting very few hours of sleep a day and feeding his child or children every hour of the day.
It only got worse when Anko started to talk about coming up with baby names and building a new nursery.
He then realized that he was already in hell. The kind of hell that all men wishes they could escape from.
The hell of being married and having children.
One thing was certain.
After the child or children were born his life wasn't getting any easier.
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naruto: snake sage of the hidden sound.
Fanfictioneveryone knows about orochimaru's defection from the hidden leaf village. but what if there was a much bigger reason why he left???. what if the true reason he left and took his apprentice Anko mitarashi with him....was because they were secretly ma...
