Identity V Random Things

Random Things

Hello this is author- :v

Forgive me this is just a shitpost-

Random things from the chapter "Reunited" :>

Some of these have a specific gender for (Y/n) who's supposed to be for both- but I lean it more to the male one so... Yea sorry about that- I guess (Y/n) here I going to be mostly male- but there will be some female (Y/n) here-

There's also a short story at the end of this- (Y/n) would be for both gender there

Enjoy-

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*Andrew going to introduce Luca to his dad*

Andrew: uhm dad.. this is my b-

(Y/n), reading a book: best friend? Dear are you sure you even want him as a friend

Andrew: um no... Dad he's-

(Y/n): he's an escaped inmate?

Andrew: dad no-

Luca: well that one's actually true-

Andrew: ....

(Y/n): .....

Luca: what? :/

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(Y/n), humming in the garden holding Andrew's shovel: oh what a beautiful day~

Andrew, from across the garden: Dad have you seen my shovel?

(Y/n), hiding it behind him: no I don't know where it is

Andrew: okay then have you seen Luca? He's supposed to play a match with me

(Y/n), sweating while looking at the place where he burried a person: uuuhhh... Noooo.. you should go somewhere else dear

*Muffled sound from underground*

Andrew: what was that?

(Y/n): nothing nothing-

Luca, emerges from the ground: WHAT THE FRICK!?

(Y/n): oh dear.. *smack Luca's head with Andrew's shovel* Welp now that's done

Andrew: .....wait is that my shovel-

(Y/n): YeS-

Andrew: ....

(Y/n): .....

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*Leo and (Y/n) having a talk about parenting*

Leo: so was it hard?

(Y/n): not at all. He was always a good boy

Leo: wow you must be an expert to take care of a child and call it as nothing. Usually it's hard to take care when they're a baby-

(Y/n): nah he's adopted. I took him off the streets from some crazy people.

Leo: ....

(Y/n): what? You think I'm married? I was labelled a magic user at that time of course no one wants to marry me or even want to have a one night stand. I don't even have a ring on me.

Leo: ....

(Y/n): I made it more awkward didn't I?

Leo: kind of?.. maybe-

(Y/n): alright let's just pretend I didn't say anything about that-

Leo: I'll gladly comply

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