Oooooh dear-
Based off Toph blind jokes-
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*Everyone seeking for Wick since he's not found anywhere*
Helena: There he is!
*Everyone looks over*
*There was nothing*Everyone: ...
Helena: that's what it would sound like when one of us founds him
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*Some Survivors are stargazing outside at night*
Vera: oh the stars are beautiful tonight. Too bad you can't see them Helena!
Helena: *bonks Vera with her cane* hmph!
Vera: ouch!
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Helena: I say you guys go ahead without me
Emma: oh why? You have something against libraries?
Helena: I've read some books before.. but I got to say that the normal ones just aren't for me
Emma: oh right.. sorry
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*Helena bumps into a Wujiu*
Joker: can't you watch where you're-
Helena: no
Joker: oh.. right.. sorry
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*Blackout in the manor*
Martha: it's so dark! I can't see a thing!
Helena: oh no! What a nightmare!
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Luca: I've worked all day to draw you!
Edgar: Is that how I look like in your eyes? Pathetic! You can't even draw the lines right
Luca: *sigh* it's hard to please him..
Helena: well it looks great to me
Luca: aww thank you. I worked really- ...
Luca: why do you feel the need to do that
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Emma: Helena you should come with me
Helena: why? Because you think I can't walk alone without hitting a wall?
*Helena proceeds to run into the hunter*
Helena: that wasn't a wall was it?
Emma: never has been
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Vera: uhm right I think your friend just did it genius
Vera: and since you can't see I should tell you I'm rolling my eyes
Helena: I'll roll your whole head! *Raising her can*
Vera: wait we can discuss it peaceful-
Helena: *already charging there*
Vera: *RUNNING AND HIGH PITCHED SCREAMING*
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Emily: um Ms. Adams I found something that you're no gonna like *gives paper*
Helena: well it feels like a sheet of paper but I guess you're referring to what's on ths sheet of paper
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Martha: what's this!? *Shows paper*
Helena: I don't know! I mean seriously what's with you people!? I'm blind!
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Identity V Random Things
Fanfiction[IDENTITY V ONESHOTS & RANDOMS] Mostly oneshots. Some randoms here and there. Some of these are based from my roleplay with my friends. -COMPLETE-