Thomas Sanders + Sides Randomness

Sanders sides as things that have been said at my school part 2

I'm back at it again with this sh*t,

Anyway, here's part two of SS as things that have been said at my school.

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Patton, about to present his presentation: *Plugging in the projector wire thing to his laptop*

Projector: *Start to play Pokemon pallet town song*

Patton: Woops. Sorry, guys. I was playing Pokemon.

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Virgil: We are from group whatever.

Logan: Group 4.

Virgil: And we're here to present... whatever the title is. You all can read, so I don't have to say it.

Virgil: *Moving to the next slide* I'm done with this shit-

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Deceit, a writer: I'm going to write the fluffiest shit that will move you to tears

Deceit: And then I will DESTROY you with Angst! HAHAHAHA

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Virgil: Does anyone know a fun job in the chemistry degree?

Roman: Make a bomb.

Deceit: Make coffee

Roman: I think that's culinary

Deceit: Culinary makes bread

Roman:  Barista is the one who makes coffee

Deceit : Everyone makes coffee, idiot

Roman: Oh yeah

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(This happened way back in elementary school)

9 years old! Remus: If you think about it... pooping is basically preparing us to gift birth

Teacher! Logan: ...

Teacher! Logan: No!

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Patton: *Petting a cat*

Logan: Aren't you allergic to cats?

Patton: Yes

Logan: Are you having an allergic reaction?

Patton: *Having an allergic reaction* Yes

Logan: Are you going to stop petting the cat?

Patton: *Carries the cat* NO!

Patton: *Runs away*

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Welp, that's it. I'm really stress and tired right now so excuse my lack of enthusiasm. Peace!