there are many unholy trinities but only one holy trinity.
the father: the father is sbeve. we worship sbeve. sbeve is the most powerful and most worshipped in the trinity
the son: the son is ₭₳₱Ⱡ₳₦. he was the first one to clip through reality. he knows where you are. he will touch your spine. he will put a snake in your boot. watch out for ₭₳₱Ⱡ₳₦.
the holy spirit: the holy spirit is alanis. alanis was killed when ₭₳₱Ⱡ₳₦ swore on her, which made tanner go in her tits and killed her immediately. dont swear on alanis if you wont be able to fulfill it.
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