18: Valentines Day

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DickGrayson: GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYSGUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: What the hell?

JasonTODD: tf you want I'm tired

DickGrayson: DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS

dukeThomas: oh shoot I forgot today's the day...

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Work day

JasonTODD: Killing people on daily basis day

Stephanie1: uh lazy day

Cassandra: 🤷🏻‍♀️

BarbaraG: Hacking into the government for hours to copy the disk on the key and proceed to start the research on the criminals and then report to Batman.

Damian.Wayne: Go to school and try not to punch people or stab them with plastic forks and proceed to hide my identity while finishing essay on Martial arts and then proceed to finish my Math 3rd class while having to head towards the Manor, proceed to do training for 5 hours as father limited to 5 believing that I'm too "young" and need a break. Then I need to work on something until the dark comes and then I'll do patrol all night till midnight and proceed to fake sleep until the day up.

Then repeat.

JasonTODD: What the fuck kid

Cassandra: 🤭

BarbaraG: Kid has talent

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Mmmmm I found the mini me

RowHarper: okay... I was going to say washing clothes day but damn

All you ain't normal expect Duke

dukeThomas: THATS STILL NOT EVEN THAT HOW COULD YOU GUYS FORGET???

DickGrayson: Yeah it's... Valentines Day....

JasonTODD: oh..

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: hm

Stephanie1: Well then.. not lazy day then

RowHarper: Awkward-

Stephanie1: Still not lazy day so I don't care

DickGrayson: COME ON GUYS ITS VALENTINES DAY WE SUPPOSED TO ACTUALLY CELEBRATE

dukeThomas: YES EXACTLY

JasonTODD: eh not feeling it

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: DONT need to celebrate it because I already know my valentines partner is

Stephanie1: Exactly me

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: You? I was talking about my coffee

Wait also you yes

Stephanie1: thats not cool

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: IM JOKING OF COURSE ITS YOU

Damian.Wayne: Not interested.

DickGrayson: Cmon Lil D you have Jon

Damian.Wayne: No stop with this nonsense.

JasonTODD: Damian we all know you are lying you little shit

In a meanwhile I have Roy. Fuck y'all

Cassandra: 💔

BarbaraG: awww cass

dukeThomas: Don't worry cass if you want we can go as friends

JasonTODD: Already sensing something

dukeThomas: No stop no she's just my friend

JasonTODD: smh that's what they all say

RowHarper: well you know what I don't need Valentine's Day. I'll just go with myself.

Stephanie1: No I'm going with you

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: WAIT WHAT WHY

Stephanie1: CAUSE SHE NEEDS SOMEONE AND BESIDES YOU HAVE YOUR "COFFEE" SO YKNOW IMMA JUST GO SPEND TIME WITH HER

DickGrayson: oh wow

JasonTODD: not relatable

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: :,(

RowHarper: That's okay

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: guess it's just me... and my coffee.... without steph

dukeThomas: uH in meantime I guess I'm picked with cass

DickGrayson: barb

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: my coffee machine

RowHarper: oh wow uh

Steph yeah she with me

Stephanie1: smhhhhh

JasonTODD: ROY ROY ROY ROY YES

Damian.Wayne: No one because I'm not doing this stupid thing on a stupid day that is wasteful when I could be doing something useful. TT.

JasonTODD: WELL THATS CAUSE U HAVENT HIT PUBERTY U LITTLE SHIT

Damian.Wayne: Puberty or not, I don't like it.

JasonTODD: huge differences before and after, I'm just saying

BarbaraG: greattttt

DickGrayson: DAMI you can go with Jon

Damian.Wayne: IM NOT DOING THIS.

DickGrayson: Damian this is like the first Valentine's Day you get to celebrate with out of your half years life, pleaseeeeeeee

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Yes I agree demon spawn. Go with the innocent boy name Jonathan Kent.

Damian.Wayne: no.

JasonTODD: Yes

Damian.Wayne: no.

JasonTODD: y e s

dukeThomas: UH I think we can all agree he's going with Jon

BarbaraG: Agreed

Damian.Wayne: I'm a child, I believe from this benefit that I don't have to do anything under 13 years old.

JasonTODD: aH shit

DickGrayson: Makes me sad but you know what?

DickGrayson: ME AND BARBARA ARE TAKING YOU DAMIAN AS OUR THIRD VALENTINES DAY THIRD-WHEEL

BarbaraG: wait what

Damian.Wayne: uGH..

dukeThomas: I don't think that makes sense

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Makes sense to me

RowHarper: I think we can all agree this is very wholesome

JasonTODD: very wholesome indeed

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: VERY INDEED

Stephanie1: VERY

DickGrayson: V E R YYYY

Damian.Wayne: what

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