60: Talent Show for Damian

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Damian.Wayne: Todd I need your help.

JasonTODD: Okay. What's up?

Damian.Wayne: Assist in my practice.

JasonTODD: What?? For?

Damian.Wayne: You will be the one I'll cut in half and after that you will actually have a whole.

JasonTODD: No. NO. Use TIM. Not ME.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Why use me?? Use Jason. He seems like he would be able to actually be useful.

JasonTODD: NO. IM TIRED OF BEING FIRST PLACE A OPTION WHEN IT SHOULD BE TIM BECAUSE HE IS ALWAYS LAST AND HASN'T BEEN CHOSEN FIRST.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Lovely story but I disagree.

BarbaraG: Take both.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: WHAT?

JasonTODD: Of course BARBARA would say that. NEVER ON MY SIDE.

Damian.Wayne: I need one. Just one body.

Stephanie1: "Body"?

Damian.Wayne: Brown it's for PRACTICE.

Stephanie1: Practice to cut a body?

DukeThomas: I am witnessing a murder right now.

RowHarper: Same.

Damian.Wayne: It's supposed to be a trick.

RowHarper: What trick?

Damian.Wayne: I'll show you once I get a body. Someone please volunteer.

RowHarper: I'll pick Duke.

DukeThomas: WHAT NO.

Cassandra: oh wow this is a little interesting.

JasonTODD: JUST PICK ANYONE BUT ME.

Damian.Wayne: CAIN. Would. You. Like. To. Volunteer?

Cassandra: Uhhhh. I'm somewhere at the moment sorry.

Damian.Wayne: Where?

Cassandra: In someone's mansion.

Damian.Wayne: WAS THAT A YES?

Cassandra: You see... I'm somewhere in the dark.

Damian.Wayne: WHICH CLOSET ARE YOU IN?

Cassandra: Uhhh never mind. I'm not in the mansion.

Damian.Wayne: WHY ARE YOU SO CONFUSING CAIN?

Cassandra: Sorry little one I'm lost somewhere like FAR away. You can't practice on me :(

DukeThomas: Cass did you just did that move?

Cassandra: I don't know what you are talking about.

JasonTODD: WHY THE HELL DIDNT I THINK OF THAT?

JasonTODD: SHE COULD PROBABLY BE IN A VENT OMG WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THAT.

Cassandra: Don't you dare blow my cover zombie 👎

BarbaraG: CASSANDRA CAIN NO.

DukeThomas: HAHAHAHA.

Stephanie1: YAY CASS.

Damian.Wayne: She learns from the best.

Damian.Wayne: But seriously if you guys won't give me a body I'll choose myself.

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