I could not believe what I saw in English class. I really could not. RXSSI? Jorund? Kissing?! I'll admit I was a lil creeped out, because of where the kiss was. Judging from what Carmy and Shay told me, I got the biggest shock of my life. "Ayyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeee, so Jorund, are you really gonna pop the question? Man, I'm so happy for you! Just tell me what you want and I'll get it done. All cause me and Carmy are so happy for you guys!! AAAAAAHHHHHH!" Too bad the birthday girl ain't know nun 🌊🌊🌊🌊.
"Shay, you know how she told you that she's been heartbroken before?" "Yeah, Tursh, I know. She tells me everything." This nigga, what a fuckin idiot. He so snappy for no reason. I
Eh, maybe it's just because he's nervous for RXSSI'S birthday. "Listen, Shay, quit being so nervous. You need to fucking relax. If you're not relaxed, then she won't be relaxed. And we all know what happens when she ain't relaxed, my guys. One last thing, J. Remember to inhale, exhale and try to maintain nothing but positive vibes. If you cannot do it for yourself, then do it for R, the same girl who's about to become your girlfriend in about 2 and a half weeks. Please calm your ass the fuck down. Leave allat negative shit for years after her birthday. Capiche?" Damn, I think R's natural talent of giving such good advice has so rubbed off on me.
"Remember, you even told me that she's your life, your death, the reason for your constant state of happiness, your first thought in the morning and last in the evening, your EVERYTHING and most importantly, your fucking world." Yup, R's amazing advice talent has officially rubbed off on me. 🌐🌍
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Quit it, Tursh. I know exactly what I told you. She really is my world and my fuckin love. But I have to wait until Thursday in two and a half weeks. Fuck, fuck, fuck. I can't fucking wait for RXSSI to finally be my girl. I'm so nervous, so excited, but also so fucking ready for this all at the same time. I really feel like I'm going to be the best boyfriend ever, though she's never had one, but yeah. I. CANNOT. WAIT!! AAAAAAHHHHHH, I'm so excited, fuck. I'm rambling again, aren't I, you guys?" Uh huh, Shay is one of those select few who ramble when they're nervous. Let me say, it gets quite irritating, especially when he's REALLY nervous about something. This something, happened to be R's birthday. We're also just as nervous, but Shay is a shitload of nerves. He just won't stop talking about her birthday.
"Shay, you're one of my best buds. You know that, right?" Pshhhh, course he knows, what am I even saying? "Yes, Tursh, I know." "But if I fucking hear you talking about her birthday one more time today, within the next hour, I'm swear I'm going to fuckin bash your head in the wall." And I was not joking, hey. It was beginning to irritate me now. "But then I'm not going to live long enough to be the best boyfriend R will ever-" This bloody fool. "S, I was being sarcastic." I did my dramatic eye roll.
"I love all of you irritating goofballs. Thank you all so fucking much for agreeing to help me with this party. All in under three weeks! Y'all are straight out champions. For real, for real. Y'all busted y'all asses just to make sure R could have the BEST 15th birthday ever. Thank you all so much. I love you." Shay eyed us all with tears of joy. He can be soooooooooo dramatic sometimes. I wonder how she puts up with him. She's going to be the best girlfriend ever for Shay, I just know it.
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this is us , shay
Fiksi Penggemartwo best friends, a black girl and a half-coloured, half-turkish duo named Shay and RXSSI, navigate the ups, the downs, the left's, the right's and the massive rollercoaster ride that is also known as high school in south africa, all while dealing w...
