it was a brisk october morning. the air was crisp. the autumn air blew through your windows. the halloween ball was days away and you had so much to do. just then, you felt something in your vagina. you gasp. are you pregnant? you've never even had sex. or a boyfriend. just then you felt a slight tingle. "ouch" a Scottish man said. woah! you're baby is scottish? just then you look down to see a strange bald man's head coming out of your vagina. "icky!" you scream in horror. the man notices your scared expression, "sorry, love. i didn't mean to give you a fright!"
"who are you? and why are you up my cooch?" you ask. he coughs up vagina fluid. "do you mind if i maybe wiggle out of here before you ask questions?" you nod. "fine, but make it quick" you mumble. he squirms vigorously and suddenly your pussy pops and there he is. "do you maybe have an ice pack, i think i might have torn a ligament." he questions. "sorry but no. im allergic to ice"
"funky!" he laughs. "anyway, i have to head to work. thanks for everything" he giggles and skips out of your house.
"weird" you think to yourself. you shrug it off and go to make breakfast.
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journey through my cooch // e.m
Fanfictionur getting ready for ur big halloween ball, when a mysterious man pops out of ur vagina. how are you supposed to throw the ball now? read to find out.
