tidal wave!

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your strawberry oatmeal was piping hot. you burned your tongue on the hot liquidy oats. "yowch!" you scream. just then your pet lemur hops into the room. "CHEEP!" it yells before jumping into your arms. "It's okay, alfredo, I just burned my tongue. Now scram i have to get to school." The lemur left your arms and hissed. You just giggled.

You ran twelve miles to school. You barely broke a sweat. You walk into your classroom. you groan, "crap i have prealgebra right now" You sit in your seat. the whole class are giggling and talking. "where's mr. y/t/n?" everyone asks. just then someone walks in the room. you look up from your xbox. You gasp. It's the man from your vagina! you scream. the whole class stares at you. "Well, hello there" the man says, "your teacher slipped and broke all his ribs so im your sub. he won't be back until ten weeks from now, so I look forward to getting to know you all." You pass out. How could this happen? The man you birthed is your teacher?

You wake up in a cold sweat surrounded by your peers. "What happened" you mumbled. The classmates all just stare at you, dead eyes. Soon, the man pushes his way to the front. "Y/n, are you alright? You passed out." You scream again. "Calm down, I know you're sad that you're teacher isn't here, but you'll get over it." The bell rings. "Class dismissed," the man said, "but y/n please stay after class I need to talk to you about something" you get up and gulp. The class all scurry out.

"Look, I know what happened this morning was weird. Can we just forget about it?" You nod. "But first, I think I left my sweater up there and I need it. It's my only sweater and my heater doesn't work at my house. The weather outside is negative forty degrees. I'll die so can I have it?" You nod again. "Okay, so get it. Unless you want me to get it." "Well I don't know where it is." "Fine" he hops into you cooch. It tickles. He's in there for a few minutes before he pops back out with the sweater. "Alright bye." He says before walking out.

"What is happening" you think. But you brush it off. Time for biology class.

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