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|| im not asian || {sold}

| SOLD TO snoozyharry |

"'you work in an asian restaurant. you have to be asian."

"im not fucking asian, you fucking fuck."'

((if someone actually did this i would laugh so hard which means someone should))

calum works in an asian restaurant & ashton doesnt believe hes not asian bc apparently you have to be asian to work in an asian restaurant & calum gets annoyed but ashton keeps coming back to see him and itd be really funny & really great