Hufflepuff: *baking cookies*
Gryffindor: Hufflepuff, why are you always baking?
Hufflepuff: Because it's fun and I like making things for my friends.
Gryffindor: So there's no other reason?
Hufflepuff: No, definitely because if anyone messes with my friends I have learned both the skills to poison them without suspicion and how to clean a crime scene and make it smell like vanilla.
G&R:...
Slytherin: I have taught you well young padawan
Hufflepuff: You watched Star Wars!
Slytherin: Shit
I am running out of things to say and this is only the seventh chapter. I've written over 30 man. AHHH!
So... Corona's a bitch huh. (I don't have it, I'm assuming)
Anyway...
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FanfictionBasically incorrect quotes for Hogwarts houses. You know those tumblr posts? Like those, but I make them up. They're funny, I swear. Enjoy!
