Gryffindor: Hey guys, watch out for the roadkill over there
Hufflepuff: *starting to cry*
Ravenclaw: Guys, Hufflepuff is crying again!
Everyone: *groans*
Hufflepuff: I don't cry that much!
Slytherin: How about when I stepped on that ant last week
Hufflepuff: *in tears* it was murder!
R & G: *Hugging H and comforting them*
Gryffindor: You had to remind them! They just stopped having nightmares!
Me: *Wears my Hermione 2020 shirt and feeling like a badass liberal*
*conservative white boy enters classroom*
Me: Oh look, my patience just flew out the window.
Anyway how are y'alls.
I, personally, fell asleep in online class today. Luckily we're not required for our video and audio to be on but I woke up and nobody was there. Oops.
I wanted to publish this before my next class so... BYE!
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Hogwarts House Relationships
FanfictionBasically incorrect quotes for Hogwarts houses. You know those tumblr posts? Like those, but I make them up. They're funny, I swear. Enjoy!
