*Hufflepuff & Slytherin cuddling in their apartment*
Hufflepuff: Do you ever feel like you're being watched?
*Ravenclaw and Gryffindor spying from a vacant apartment from across the street*
Slytherin: No, not really
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Hogwarts House Relationships
FanfictionBasically incorrect quotes for Hogwarts houses. You know those tumblr posts? Like those, but I make them up. They're funny, I swear. Enjoy!