Hufflepuff: *close to tears*
Gryffindor: Who hurt you.
Hufflepuff: *Sniffling* No one
Ravenclaw: *pulls out a copy of How to Get Away with Murder* Who do we have to kill?
Hufflepuff: What?! No! Don't do that!
Slytherin: Don't worry, they're already dead.
G, S,&R: *Jump up in the air* Yeah!
Hufflepuff: *mumbling about how it's the third time this week*
Headcannon, the Hufflepuff protection squad exists and meets regularly. Change my mind.
Anyway, how's everyone doin'?
I don't know about anyone else, but my school canceled for the rest of the year. Whoo. Yay, isolation (and it looks like I'm the queen).
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FanfictionBasically incorrect quotes for Hogwarts houses. You know those tumblr posts? Like those, but I make them up. They're funny, I swear. Enjoy!
