The Wonderful Book of Yours Truly

When I came home today...

So, I was walking from home from the bus today (after school), and I see this black car drive down my driveway.
It ain't driving slow either. 

Me being the overly paranoid person I am, I think "omfg I just got robbed!!" and run up my steep(ish) driveway. 

There is no car's in our driveway so I knew I would be home alone. 

But,  when I got to the front door, it was unlocked.

So, I was scary that some terrible shit happened to my family and everything of value was gone and my bed was destroyed so I'd never sleep again. 

I didn't want to open the door, incase the robber/murderer/kidnapper was still in my house. But I did.

I yell, being my stupid self, for my brother. 
No reply.

FROM HIM!

Actually, it turns out that my bro took the car, leaving my mom at home all by her lonesome.

But, since my mom normally comes home around 8 pm, I THOUGH SHE WAS AT WORK. 

When I told her how I totally freaked out, she laughed and said I was "something special indeed."

THANKS MOM.