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Me occasionally releasing my anger in rants. Or telling you guys about my randomly weird life Won't be updated regularly Just when I want to Welcome to my world

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by rainbringer

by rainbringer

                                    
                                              *not original, but describe me so yeah* 
                          Person: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven
Me: No, but it really hurt when I scraped my knee climbing out of hell
Person: *backs away slowly*
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                          I believe that some people deserve a high five. In the face. With a chair.....made of steel
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                          Police: Did you kill this man?
Me (I wouldn't kill a person btw): No. He got killed with a bullet, which was made out of lead. Lead comes out of rock. Rock comes out of the Earth. So clearly he died of natural causes.
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                          Principle: Take a seat
Me: *takes chair* Thank you! *leaves room with chair*
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                          @fantasy_girl15 (you know that one day in bambam when I fell? this is for you, bully XD)
                          I didn't FALL. The floor needed a hug.
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                          I would be that person who tries to drown a fish.