"Dude, I'm getting a boner. What the fuck do I do guys I have a boner oh m-"
Yoongi stirred awake. His eyes fluttered open to see multiple unmasked guys about his age sitting in an almost-circle on a van couch. Huh.
Besides feeling his wrists uncomfortably rubbing together, he also felt a little something-something poking his ass. Deciding to continue his asslike streak for the day, he gently ground down on the person under him.
"A-Ah, guys hes awake. Oh my god somebody take him before I do something please please please please ple-"
"Try me, big boy." Yoongi winked at the flustered man behind him. Yes, it was worth practically breaking his neck to see the reaction that the guy gave. The shade of red that blossomed over his face was definitely one of the prettiest colors he's ever seen.
"Please don't screw our hostage. And wise guy, you remember that I have a gun, right?" He actually did manage to scare Yoongi a little bit, so he quieted down and simply sat on the floor of the moving van, hands still attached to the ceiling and eyes still watching his surroundings. Soon enough he found himself dozing off against the seat, and he closed his eyes and just went with it.
"Uhm, w- why's he laying on my leg?" Kihyun stuttered. The other boys giggled at his discomfort, and Wonho managed to give a little smile at the sound and sight of his boys enjoying this experience. The vehicle pulled up to a large house and the seven boys carefully hauled out a sleeping Yoongi.
"Dude, this guy sleeps like a rock! And he's heavy, too." Changkyun was supporting his head while Shownu carried the rest of his body up the stairs. The dropped him on the couch in the foyer, and everybody flocked over to the kitchen for a meeting.
"Okay, so what the fuck are we supposed to do now? If we let him go, he'll definitely rat us out. If we keep him here, we're gonna have to buy a maid outfit!" Minhyuk was waving his arms around dramatically, and Jooheon was giving him weird looks.
"...Why would we need to buy a maid outfit?" Kihyun asked. Minhyuk reddened.
"I thought we'd... make him work? For us? Pleeease? He's so cute, I don't want to let him go." He pouted, and even pulled out the dreaded puppy eyes.
"We're not the mafia, Min. Just some broke college guys with access to a gun and a frat house. If we let him go, he'll snitch. If we keep him, Jooheon and Ki lose their butt virginity." Shownu finally pitched in to the conversation, but said boys really wish he didn't. They both scurried up to their their respective rooms faster than their faces went hot.
"So, what do we do? We're running out of options and we haven't even tried anything yet." Hyungwon asked.
"Why don't we just try talking to him? Besides the fact that he seems like a kinky bastard going after the babies, we might be able to negotiate something that'll work."
Wonho was extremely protective over the boys, but he did want them to at least learn something from this. It was his and Shownu's responsibility to take care of them, and they weren't going to let each other down.
"Don't worry Won, we'll figure this out. Just don't let Changkyun anywhere near him and we'll be good." Shownu patted him on the shoulder and gave him a little reassuring smile.
"That's not very cash money of you..."
"I will strangle both of you."
feb. 24th, 2020
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Sure, Man | ot8
Fanfiction" Two fifties? Why not a hundred? " -MYG " Shut the hell up and give us the damn money! " -YKH Where Yoongi declines the masked guys' request for money and suddenly he's tied to the ceiling of a van by seven extremely attractive men. (basically the...
