Sure, Man | ot8

MAKE HIS POCKETS HURT

"Hey, Yoongi?" Yoongi turned around to see a smiling Minhyuk with Changkyun trailing behind him. The youngest wore a smile that was utterly condescending, so Yoongi nervously asked what they wanted.

"Would you like to go shopping with me and Changkyun? Hyungwon usually goes with us, but he's with Wonho right now." He rolled his eyes, but Yoongi flushed hot at the idea of what they could be doing at the moment. "Y-Yeah, sure. Let me just go grab my wallet and we can head out." He almost tripped heading up the stairs, but smiled at the sound of the other boy's giggles.

Less than ten minutes later, he was completely ready. Light shadow around his lids, some vanilla lip gloss, and a simple e-boy outfit. Perfect. I am though, so it's nothing new. He rushed downstairs, throwing on his Vans and going towards the kitchen to where the others were waiting.

Kihyun, Minhyuk, Jooheon, and Changkyun were all in the kitchen. Jooheon was taking to Minhyuk at the table, Changkyun digging through his purse frantically, and Kihyun sipping his drink against the counter. They made eye contact, and Yoongi pretended he didn't notice Kihyun's eyes absorbing his outfit choice.

"Hey, Yoongs, have you seen my favorite eyeshadow palette? I can't find it and I swear-" He looked up and broke out into a wide smile. "Oh my god you look so good! And you're wearing makeup? I'm calling you my pretty boy from now on." He hugged Yoongi, tugging him over to Minhyuk and Jooheon.

"Guys, shut the fuck up for a second and look at this fine piece of ass we grabbed!" Minhyuk started laughing uncontrollably, and Jooheon just sighed.

"Kyun, if you're going to compliment somebody, please don't say it as an incredibly lame ass pun." Kihyun chuckled from the counter, and Yoongi swore it was getting harder and harder to keep his resting bitch face on by the day.

"But yes, he looks good. Now, aren't you guys supposed to be shopping, or?" Changkyun squealed and grabbed Minhyuk and Yoongi, lost palette forgotten, and dragged them out onto the driveway. The Uber they'd called arrived a few minutes later, and Yoongi just had to ask him where they were going.

"Ok. First we're stopping at a DQ to fuel up. Then we're heading to the mall, maybe five, seven different stores? Then we'll make some orders online if we need to complete an outfit. Got it?" He checked each thing off on his fingers, smiling at the both of them again before opening up his phone.

"Why would we need to order anything online? What type of places are we even going to?" Yoongi was deeply confused. He just thought they'd walk around a little bit, and maybe stop at the food court like a normal mall outing. What mall escape requires this much planning? It sounds more like we're robbing stores than shopping at them.

"Pretty boy, did you really not notice the dynamic of our little group? Hyungwon was supposed to go with Minhyuk and I. What do you think we're getting?" That sweet smile turned into something predatory, and Yoongi's eyes widened in realization. Why did I agree to this? No matter how much I fight, there's no way I'm getting out of this without buying at least one thing. Fuck.

Arriving at the mall seemed a lot more underwhelming than he'd imagined. No explosions, no parades celebrating the loss of his dignity, and no Kihyun, teasing him to the edge of his existence. He could do this. Maybe we're just checking out fucking Justice or something. Even that's better than what I'm thinking.

"Ok boys, sattle up. There's a spring sale in Forever21 and Macy's, along with a clearance at Hot Topic, Too Cool, and the Wednesday restock at Spencer's. We have a few shoe stores we're gonna window shop at, and I bought us tickets to see the Sonic movie. Last, we're hitting Adam and Eve and Victoria's Secret, maybe even stopping at the food court before we leave. This will take about five hours, so I hope y'all brought your walking shoes."

may 2nd, 2020