Aries: The slide hurts my bum, omg! I'm suing!
Taurus: THIS SAND IS NOT EDIBLE
Gemini: Is it illegal to take pictures of these kids?
Cancer: *Falls off swings* That's okay because I'm no scaredy cat
Leo: Beat it kids. My turn next on the seesaw *fights kids*
Virgo: Omg Leo. They're, like, 10
Libra: *Throws kids in the air* Stupid kids
Scorpio: No dogs allowed in the park. HMMMM. Sag, get out of the park then
Sagittarius: *Stabs Scorpio with ice cream cone* Oops, I tripped
Capricorn: There is no chill in this park
Aquarius: I'm so proud of you Sag!
Pisces: *swims in a puddle because why not*
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The Zodiac Signs
RandomBored and got an hour to waste? Do you know your zodiac? Then you can read through this book of (possibly untrue to you) zodiac sign scenarios! I just got these off of the internet, so these are NOT MINE... This was something I started way back, so...
