Aries: On a scale of 1 to 10, they're a 2! Surprise!
Taurus: Apparently, really evil
Gemini: Actually a peacemaker
Cancer: Secretly stabbing you with their mind
Leo: Sugar, spice, and everything nice
Virgo: Thinks they're evil, but no
Libra: They'll blame it on somebody else
Scorpio: Actually not evil, but everyone thinks they are
Sagittarius: The evillest, but no one realises it
Capricorn: Capable of starting a war
Aquarius: Satan
Pisces: Will hit you with a stick, but that's as far as it's going to go
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The Zodiac Signs
RandomBored and got an hour to waste? Do you know your zodiac? Then you can read through this book of (possibly untrue to you) zodiac sign scenarios! I just got these off of the internet, so these are NOT MINE... This was something I started way back, so...
