Aries: Will you give me five bucks if I swallow a live fish?
Taurus: Omg, they actually sell seafood here. That's so sad, but tbh, let's get some
Gemini: Guys, I'm actually fluent in whale *annoying whale noises*
Cancer: How can these fish stay so long underwater without taking a breath?
Leo: I FOUND NEMO HAHAHA
Virgo: Omg, I want a dolphin! How much money is a dolphin?
Libra: *gets stung by jellyfish* Aw, it likes me
Scorpio: How do whales make babies?
Sagittarius: Good thing I brought my swimsuit *somehow breaks into fish tank*
Capricorn: Where can I apply to be an aquatic wildlife handler? I want to work with these beautiful animals
Aquarius: *buys an artsy starfish souvenir from the gift shop* because I'm a star
Pisces: Where's the mermaid exhibit, though?
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The Zodiac Signs
DiversosBored and got an hour to waste? Do you know your zodiac? Then you can read through this book of (possibly untrue to you) zodiac sign scenarios! I just got these off of the internet, so these are NOT MINE... This was something I started way back, so...
