Aries: DANG IT
Taurus: ...Does anyone have a map?
Gemini: No you IDIOT, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BRING THE MAP
Cancer: We're all going to die. Oh god.
Leo: Yeah, Cancer. We will if you keep complaining. The way back is this way!! Or this way... Or that way... Um
Virgo: I'm surrounded by two things: idiots and unfamiliar landscapes...
Libra: WOW. RUDE VIRGO.
Scorpio: It's this way, you idiots
Sagittarius: HUSH LITTLE SCORPION. I GOT THIS
Capricorn: No... Sag... You really don't
Aquarius: GUYS, WE'VE BEEN WALKING IN CIRCLES FOR THE PAST TWO HOURS
Pisces: What are you doing guys!? We're in a mall!
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The Zodiac Signs
RandomBored and got an hour to waste? Do you know your zodiac? Then you can read through this book of (possibly untrue to you) zodiac sign scenarios! I just got these off of the internet, so these are NOT MINE... This was something I started way back, so...
