Human Deceit and Remus ask thingy!

Welcome

A camera clicks on, a cloaked figure sits in front of it.

"Hello there..." the figure starts. It goes on, speaking ominously and in lies until.....

"An-" they're interrupted by a crash of something shattering, and someone mumbling something.

"REMUS!" the hooded one turns and shouts. And another crawls from under a coffee table out of shot—Remus. "Sorry Dee, I'm just bored of you rambling. You're a criminal, not a supervillain!" Remus complained at the hooded one—Dee. "It wasn't rambling, it was explain-!" Dee's hood was pulled down, the thing nearly choking him. "Ya well you're shit at explaining. No one can understand you."

"Well you explain this, I need coffee before I attempt to handle your ass." Dee said walking offscreen. Remus quickly sits at the bench his friend was on and starts talking to the camera, "Heya folks! And no this isn't the weirdest porno you've ever seen, it's an ask blog! I'm Remus Prince, you probably know about my bro, famous actor/singer? Ya I'm his twin you'll never hear about, he doesn't want people to know he's related to me...."

"And that was my best friend Dee! We share this apartment." Just in time Dee walks back in. "I'm the one that pays the rent, and forever will until this jerk can keep a job." He had taken off the cloak and sat next to Remus. "Hey! Stealing from teens that walk around at night's a job!" Remus argued. "Pfft, not a legal one." Dee argued back. "Oh since when have you cared about what's legal!"

Dee stopped the argument there and instead turned to talk to the camera, "Hello, as my friend probably mentioned this is a ask blog where you get to ask two criminals questions. Think Dr. Horrible but only people that won't cause us trouble can see it. I'm also a lawyer, although I have to forge lots of documents because we're both on the run."

"And your name is......" Said Remus, doing jazz hands in his direction and waiting for Dee to introduce himself.

"Ms. Slithers."

Remus groaned, "Oh come onnnn. You're gonna die with only me knowing your real name!" Dee chucked. "My snakes know my real name, and they can just call me Dee like you do."

"Anyway, comment any questions you have and next time we'll start answering them. Or no one asks anything and this gets deleted, we'll see in time." Said Dee.

"Bye!"

"Until next time..."

Dee reached for the camera and switched it off