The camera clicks on, Dee is no longer wearing his extra af villain outfit but still has his half-mask and Remus is eating a jar of marshmallow fluff by the spoonful.
"Hello"
"Hey!"
"We're glad to say that this wasn't a failure! We got four questions today, here's the first."
magic_but_it's_green
As for the ask, why do you two commit crimes?
"For money, mostly." Dee answered.
"HA! Nah you do it all for money, cause you don't commit any violent crimes." Remus said, elbowing Dee. "I commit crimes for the money and the rush. Well, and revenge. Cause one time a threw a rock at my bro during a live show. You've probably seen the viral video, the thing broke his face!" Remus finished a bit too excited.
LightShadowling
Dee, how did you and Remus meet?
"We meet back in high school. I was your stereotypical quiet nerd and Remus was your not-so-stereotypical-but-pretty-common kid who made moaning sounds in the back of the class."
"YA I WAS!"
"And you still are..."
"YUP!"
"I have to take calls outside because of him."
"Annnnyway, long story short I adopted this introvert and we've been friends ever since." Said Remus. "Now next question! This is fun."
Hedgehogspike08
(Y'all have some interesting names-)
Why did Dee decide to become a lawyer? Was it because of your crimes or despite it?
"I decided to become a lawyer when I was very young, I was... unfortunately very aware of all the bad people in the world and wanted to bring "justice" to them." Dee chuckled. "And it wasn't because of my crimes, kinda the opposite actually. I needed money to pay for my education and my mother couldn't afford it."
LeoCreator
Remus, do you have any ridiculous nicknames that you call Mr. Wiggle boi? What's your favorite?
"Oh! I have plenty!" Remus said with a tooth grin. "But my favorite is Dickle, cause once-" Remus started. "Alright! That's enough from you.." Dee interrupted him. "Fineeee, but my favorite that Dickle actually likes is "King of the snakes" Remus said. "They all we're following me, it was amazing." Dee added.
"And I'm definitely stealing Mr. Wiggle boi."
Dee sighed, "Great.... and that was all the question for today."
"Bye!"
"Until next time..."
Dee reached for the camera and switched it off.
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Human Deceit and Remus ask thingy!
FanfictionA human A.U where Deceit and Remus are criminals! Dee made an ask blog type of thing, and you get to ask questions. That's about it.... Most asks will probably be from Ao3 cause I'm not popular an here at all lol
