{California Gurls - Danced By The Cheerios}
(Abby is the girl hula hooping then she twirls fire at the end)
"I'm bored." Coach she yelled through her megaphone, I sighed, I nearly whipped myself for nothing.
"Ladies, I am at a loss. Brittany, please remind me of how I single-handedly put cheerleading on the map." Sue demanded.
"In 1979, you directed a made-for-TV movie about the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders called The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders." Brittany states.
"That is correct. And in the meantime, what's changed?" Sue questioned us, "Personal grooming habits?" Quinn suggests.
"What's changed is I have completely lost interest.
And ladies, I blame you. Becky-- more silicone falsies." Sue demands, "Got it, Coach." Becky says.
"You will each enhance your bust with an additional pair of chicken cutlets, in an attempt to add some jiggle to what is the most boring routine I have ever witnessed." She explains, handing us a chicken breast.
"But Coach Sylvester, this is the most elaborate routine the Cheerios! have ever done. We're shoo-ins at Regionals next week, and we're the favorite to win at Nationals." I explain to her, sighing.
"And yet I am still so very bored." Sue whined out,
Even things I used to think were hilarious...Case in point. Sandbags, slap yourself with a chicken cutlet."
Santana sighs and slaps herself with the chicken, "Now slap Brittany." Santana does what she says and slaps Brittany with it also.
"See? Not even a chuckle." Sue shrugged.
"The problem is you keep trying to make a bigger and bigger spectacle. No matter how hard we try, we can't make a routine work unless you find a way to make it interesting for you. You have to find a way to top yourself." I explain to her, proving a point.
"Buzzy, you just may have a point. But to be sure, slap yourself with a chicken cutlet." I sigh and slap myself with the chicken.
⊱ ────── {.⋅ ♫ ⋅.} ───── ⊰
"Oh, my god...Artie!" I gasp out as Artie strolls I'm covered in slushie.
"It was awful." Artie stuttered out, still in shock as I walked over to him and gave him some towels we kept spare just in case.
"That's it! Screw rehearsal! This ends here and now." Finn and the guys jump up, ready to go and destroy the jocks.
"We're gonna go all Thunderdome on those guys." Puck shouts out, angered.
Suddenly, the football team walks in, "So this is what the ladies lounge looks like on the inside." One of them mocked.
"This is the choir room. Now, put up your fists
because you and I are going to do some dancing." Sam threatens, not the best threat though.
Finn pushes Sam back, "No, I got this, Sam." Sam rips Finn's hand off his jacket.
"Coach Beiste told us to come. Where is she?" Karofsky states, I shrunk down in my seat, frightened.
"Watch it. Everyone, have a seat." Mr Shue and Coach Beiste walked in, "You, too, guys." The jocks sat down on the other side.
"All right, New Directions!, let's give a warm welcome to the newest members of Glee Club." Mr Shue uttered the words I dreaded.
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