The Destiny of Aris Pt. 1

Me+Human Earth=Disaster!

     "What the hell are you?" The human asked.

     "We are what you humans called furries, thank you." Arch snarled.

     "Shut up, Arch." I muttered. "Let me do the talking."

     "Who made you the leader?" Delta asked.

     "I said shut up. I don't care who it was said to, just do it." I sighed, getting a slight headache.

     The human, after I took a closer look at him, had hazel eyes and olive skin with a light tan. He had a black hoodie on with white pants. As he continued to watch us bicker, he got an ever-growing smirk. I was trying to gather my thoughts.

     "I'm waiting." I heard him say. "What are your names and species?"

     "I'm Aris, a folf. This is Arch Angel Fox. He's anything but an angel." I started, getting a glared from Arch. "Don't look at me like that, you know it's true. Moving on, this is Krystal, a folf like me. Delta's a wolf. And the lioness is Zaela, my girlfriend."

     "And I thought my relationship was weird." The human replied. "I'm Alex. You guys should at least try to blend in, you know?"

     "What do you mean? Y'all don't got colorful animals here on your earth?" Delta asked, just as confused as me.

     "I mean that animals here aren't your guys' colors. I can go get an exotic pet licence fast to say I own you guys. Don't take it the wrong way, it's just that well, your lives are at risk around this place. I can say that I came back from my business trip and I bought you, but it'll be hard explaining. Plus, animals don't talk around here." Alex explained.

     "Well, to hell with that, because I ain't shuttin' up." Arch said in an all-too-knowledgeable tone. He planned on scaring the hell out of people here. Now I don't know much about humans, but I have a feeling they react about the same way we do, either scream and run away, or go after it, praying that they are stronger.

     "Arch, one wrong move, and you're dead. And you know damn well I could do it." I warned.

     "Uh, fine." He groaned, rolling his purple eyes at me.

*3 Hours Later*

     Well, there is good news and bad news about this very day. Good news is Alex somehow pulled off the greatest fibs on the planet. Bad news is that his girlfriend was coming. Why is that bad, you may ask? Because I have Adjustment Disorder with Anxiety, and it's really kicking in right about now. I looked up when I heard a light knock on the door.

     "Yeah?" I asked, my tail twitching nervously.

     "It's Alex. It's alright if I come in?" I heard from the other end.

     "Sure."

     "Damn, Aris. I don't know about you, but you and Krystal are nervous as hell. Why is that?" Alex asked.

     "Why don't you try not being on your planet, and have anxiety that's kicking in hardcore?" I shot.

     "Chill, Aris. My girlfriend's here now. Want to meet her?" Alex asked.

     "No. Not now, not ever." I said flatly, making a chopping gesture with my paw.

     "You don't even want to try?" Alex asked.

     "WHAT DID I SAY?" I shouted, standing up, looking down at the human. (I'm 6'1, while Alex was 5'10.)

     "Aris, this isn't called for." He whispered threateningly.

     Okay, now normally I can keep my cool, but I guess today was a bit of a different story. Because when he said that, I shoved him down, letting all my anxiety turn into anger. I pounced over Arch, who's a shorty, and darted passed Zaela, who seemed slightly scared. I openned the window, hearing my family protest.

     "Aris, stop and think!" Alex cried. "You're acting irrational. Let's talk this out."

     "I talk and look what happens? Nothing good. Maybe if you knew how to stay out of my fluffing dimension, we wouldn't have this problem, now would we?" (Fluffing: The furry equivalent of f*ucking.)

     "Now that's a bit much, Aris, don't you think?" Arch asked, trembling.

     "I don't give a damn if a 2-year-old is reading this!" I shouted.

     With that, I propped myself on the window and jumped out. It was a high jump, but I landed and did a roll to manage. Only then did I realize that I didn't have my clothes, being in my feral stage. It was okay, though, because it was my anthro stage that would concern the public. I ran around, looking for a natural portal. I did find one, but I felt something grab me. It was Arch, Zaela, and Delta. They had followed me. Damn. I thought. Just when you think you have alone time. 

     "Let me go!" I screamed, thrashing out of all three of their grips.

     "Aris, chill. you have been out of it since we got here." Delta said.

     "Well, duh. This isn't my home." I sneered.

     "You nearly attacked a mailman!" Zaela cried.

     "Hey, he was asking for it." I shot. "No one tries rubbing my ears and gets away with it." (I hate it when people do that to me.)

     "Well, at least listen."

     "No. My home isn't this earth. I'm going back." I said flatly, turning and going through the portal and back home, while my friends went back home. (From what they told me, the portal closed before they could follow me through. It would be about another months before we ran into each other again.)

     Make this a note: I, Aris Magnus Folf, do not like going to human earth. Also, use green fuels, it reeks like booty-hole here. Ha.

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Author's note. Alright, so I hope that this chapter was good. I'm trying to base this off the original writing, but decided to tweek it, so sorry if somethings don't make sense now. Anyways, just wait until a few days, and the 3rd chapter will be out eventually! This is Aris Folf, signing out.