Can my girlfriend miss piggy come?
Those words made my heart sink. Of course he had a girlfriend. He was so sexy. I politely agree hiding my disappointment.
His girlfriend ran up snorting like a hog....well.. she is a pig after all. But still! Have some self worth. She was so hideous how could kermit be attracted to that thing. Sigh.. it cant be helped.
We walk to the park. Kermit and the hog were holding hands. Yucky.
We stop to get some ice cream. As we sit down by a near bench miss piggy walked away saying she had to use a restroom. I wouldn't be suprised if she walked into the men's.
We saw cookie monster walk by. He was looking extra thicc. As always. I blush slightly, but I know he is not the one I'm after.
The hog comes back and when she thinks me and kermit weren't looking she slaps cookie monster's ass!
Kermit stood up idemediatly and stormed over to miss piggy. He shoved his icecream down her dick sucking throat.
"YOU WHORE WE ARE OVER!" Kermit yelled.
Miss piggy choked and died. We threw her body in a river and watched it float down the stream.
"She got what she deserved" I said.
"Yeah. She was ugly anyways." Kermit said with a smile.
I chucked at that and blushed hard. Cookie monster walked up and slapped my ass.
Kermit did not like that.
Kermit went super saiyan. He killed cookie monster and threw him in the river aswell.
"Thank you kermit" I said and kissed him on the cheek.
He was silent. Until he picked me up bridal style and sprinted to his house.
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kermit x reader. He put my name in green hearts.
FanfictionYou meet a handsome young man named kermit. His green skin glistened in the sunlight. It was so wonderful to watch since green was your favorite color. He took one glance at you and fell inlove immediately. Get ready for a wonderful adventure with t...
