✔︎ | 𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 ; glee ²

michael

"Admit it, Wonder twins and Irish maiden,the only reason why the New Direction beat the Trouble Tones at Sectionals is because that pervy clown judge was freaking high as a kite." Santana scoffed, as her, Blaine, Kurt, Brittany and I walked down the stairs.

"And we did Michael Jackson. You guys didn't. That was weeks ago. Why are you still obssessing?" Kurt asks, chuckling.

"One word, Kurt. Michael."

"Guys, fear not. The world tour of the Cirque du Soleil tribute show, Immortal, to Michael Jackson is coming to Columbus in June. We should all go." I suggest as we continue to walk.

"You don't get it. I don't want to see the spectacle that is Michael. I want to be the spectacle." Santana shrugs as Mr Schue stops us. "Hey guys, Everything okay?"

"Look, we love being back in New Directions, but...
We hate that we missed our chance this year to do Michael." The two girls shrug.

"Yeah, I get it. And I've been thinking a lot about
Regionals and...maybe we can do Michael again." Mr Schue admits, Blaine and I smirk at each other.

"I for one know exactly what song we should start Michael with."

{Wanna Be Somethin' Somethin'-Performed By Blaine Anderson, Abby Hudson & ND}

(Abby's outfit is Tina's, imagine Tina in something else)

[BLAINE & ABBY]
I said you wanna be startin' somethin'
You got to be startin' somethin'
I said you wanna be startin' somethin'
You got to be startin' somethin'

Too high to get over (Yeah, yeah)
You're too low to get under (Yeah, yeah)
You're stuck in the middle (Yeah, yeah)
And the pain is thunder (Yeah, yeah)
Too high to get over (Yeah, yeah)
You're too low to get under (Yeah, yeah)
You're stuck in the middle (Yeah, yeah)
And the pain is thunder (Yeah, yeah)

I took my baby to the doctor
With a fever but nothing he found
By the time this hit the street
They said she had a breakdown!
(Aaah) Someone's always trying to start my baby crying
(Aaah) Talkin', squealin', lyin'
Sayin' you just wanna be startin' somethin'

I said you wanna be startin' somethin'
You got to be startin' somethin'
I said you wanna be startin' somethin'
You got to be startin' somethin'

Too high to get over (Yeah, yeah)
You're too low to get under (Yeah, yeah)
You're stuck in the middle (Yeah, yeah)
And the pain is thunder (Yeah, yeah)
Too high to get over (Yeah, yeah)
You're too low to get under (Yeah, yeah)
You're stuck in the middle (Yeah, yeah)
And the pain is thunder (Yeah, yeah)

You're a vegetable (You're a vegetable)
You're a vegetable (You're a vegetable)
Still they hate you (Still they hate you)
You're a vegetable (You're a vegetable)
You're just a buffet (You're just a buffet)
You're a vegetable (You're a vegetable)
They eat off of you (They eat off of you)
You're a vegetable (You're a vegetable)
Ow!