(Y/N) POV
*SMACK*
I slowly open one eye to see Arc Mage's fingers close to my face. I move her hand and look at her to see she's still asleep. I smile and brush some of her hair behind her ear. I kiss her cheek and smile as she slightly moves in bed.
(Y/N): "I have to get ready for a quest. I will be gone for a few days but I'll come back and we can do whatever you want."
Arc Mage looks at me and gets closer to me.
Arc Mage: "Nuuuuuu...stay in bedddd."
I smile softly at her half-awake response.
(Y/N): "We can do that once I get back."
She nods and I kiss her again.
(Timeskip)
I open the door to get into the Guild Hall. I look straight ahead to see a flustered Guild Girl talking to a calm and collected Witch. Once only a few feet away from them I hear what they were saying.
GG: "S-S-S-So it's j-just going to b-b-be the t-t-two of you?"
Witch: "I'm...not sure...myself."
(Y/N): "So I see you actually considered my offer."
I could tell from their shocked reactions that they did not notice me there.
Witch: "I...d-did...I accept."
(Y/N): "Perfect, let's start going then, if we leave now then we can use my plan to full effect."
(Time skip)
I lean on a carriage as I wait for Witch. She walks out with a bag of supplies and her usual attire. I eye her up and down.
Witch: "Is...something...the matter?"
(Y/N): "You do know where we are going right?"
Witch: "Yes..."
(Y/N): "Ok then, suit yourself."
I grab her supplies and place them in the carriage. I lead her into it and we make our way to the expedition site. I eye up Witch which she returns but glances away when our eyes meet, or atleast when she thinks she does.
(Y/N): "Mind if I check what you brought?"
She nods and I look through her bag. Potions, maps.
(Y/N): "!"
Something catches me off guard.
(Y/N): "What's with the Recording Crystals?"
Witch: "!"
(Y/N): "And they have recordings in them, care to tell me?"
She shakes her head and I look back at the crystal.
(Y/N): "I see...hmph!"
I toss the recording in the air and it starts a recording of Spearboy spinning his spear and hit himself in the crotch. He falls on the floor and screams like a little girl.
I look at her and she just stares at me.
(Y/N): "Hehe..."
Witch: "(Y-"
(Y/N): "HAHHAHAAHAHA!"
I fall on the floor of the carriage and cackle.
(Y/N): "What an idiot! Hahahahahaaaa I can't breatheee!"
Witch: "How crude..."
(Y/N): "Let's watch another."
Witch: "No! Wait!"

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Two Moons, Two Brothers, Two Slayers
FanfictionAll was calm in the village...my family was happy even with some missing pieces...all that went to hell...all because of those disgusting monsters...GOBLINSSSS! (I do not own Goblin Slayer. Pictures, some of the plot, and characters that aren't mine...