cock itchy was doing his usual 6 hour shift at mcdonads. he saw THE hope man walk in with THE sherk. they were holding hands and blushing pink. cock itchy saw them and said "good mcmorning you mcmotherfuckers. what can i mcorder for you mctoday"
-goddamn he says "mc" a lot- thought hope man. sherk looked at hope man lovingly. sherk then said "can i have a big mac with sum double decker fries" cock itchy asked hope man "what mcwould you mclike" hope man replied with "can i get a big mac nugget with some barbeque jam" cock itchy nodded and went straight to work while horny thot on main kept the two lovebirds company. After 2 minutes, which seemed like 27 hours, cock itchy returned with they're food. "mchere you are mcbitches" cock itchy gave them they're food.
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Shrek and Komaeda get married at mcdonads
Fanfictionadorable edit on 09.05.20: super sorry for not updating! i um i kinda forgot i had wattpad sorry guys
