ashton: calum is ur dick big
calum: yes
michael: NO
luke: i leave for 2 minutes...2 minutes
ashton: I WAS IMPRESSED WITH LUKES DICK LIKE FUCK
michael: lmao have u seen luke's dick it's pretty small
luke: IT'S GROWN SINCE THEN MICHAEL CLIFFUCKOFF
calum: ya'll are so fucking gay
ashton: now i really wanna have sex
ashton: luke come over
calum: CAN I COME
ashton: 'ya'll are so fucking gay' who's gay now hood
calum: ME PLS LET ME JOIN
luke: let him join ashy c'mon it could be fun.
ashton: i don't know, what if things get awkward? :-(
luke: if things get awkward then we'll just kick him out and ill finish you off
ashton: :-/
calum: i'm ok with that
luke: he's ok with that
luke: c'mon, baby, just try it. if you don't like it, you never have to do it again. promise.
ashton: okay. i'll do it. come over.
calum: mY TIME HAS COME
luke: yay!!! we'll be over soon. love you. x
ashton: love you. xx.
michael: im still here you know
luke: SHUT UP MICHAEL
