a/n: if I wasn't on mobile i would totally deticate this to luke4ashton haha c ya
calum: GUYS GUESS WHAT
ashton: what
luke: what
calum: i met this girl at the coffee shop today
ashton: I don't give a shit
luke: TELL ME EVERYTHING
calum: no need 2 b rood asston
calum: anyway
calum: her name is Kellie and she was so cool like we sat down and talked and I got her number and everything was fine and dandy
luke: AW OMGNFFMN
calum: but
ashton: oh there's a but
calum: clifford walked in the shop
calum: and he happened to notice me sitting at a booth with this girl
calum: --cute girl
calum: and walked over to our booth
luke: OH SHIT
ashton: fuk m8
calum: and then he told Kellie to leave and he took Kellie's spot and I'm sorry but I laughed so god damn hard people were staring
luke: so much for that going somewhere
ashton: WHAT IF SHE WAS UR FUTURE WIFE calum
calum: new picture message! .:picture on side:.
calum: we're hanging out right now he says hi
luke: oh SHIT
ashton: UM NOCALUM
calum: he's a nice guy you guys
ashton: no he isn't bye
luke: ^^^
calum: just my opinion
luke: well ya know what
luke: CHING CHONG UR OPINION IS W R O N G
