Mad & Mindless

Chapter 4: Isis and Ray Ray, Sittin' In A Tree...

Isis's POV: Me and Ray pull up to Taco Bell and order 12 volcano tacos-- only two of them for me.

"God, Ray. Didn't you just have 12 tacos at lunch earlier?" I say.

"But it was horsemeat! God, you act like it was beef or something." He shakes his head, but I see him grinning.

"Fine. Pass the cinnamon di--" I catch myself. "Twists." I mutter, coughing. He's unphased. He passes the bag of cinnamon twists to me and tries to steal my taco. "Hey! Keep your hands on your own tacos! Maybe we should just get some soy tacos." He takes a big bite out of his 9th taco. "Coo' wif me," he says, his mouthful.

"Shut up and eat your taco," I say, smiling.

We get ready to leave when Thea walks in muttering, "Ughh... Answer your ugly fat freaking texts!" Oops.

Thea's POV: Oh my god. I walk in and see Ray Ray and Isis shoving tacos and cinnamon twists in her purse.

"Isis! Why are you here?! You better have got me a Gordita Baja if you know what's good for you..." Just then E.J and Diggy Simmons walk in with two girls.

Wait..."Izzy?! Gabriella?! Oh my god! It's been ages! Oh... Hi boys?" We all laugh and Isis explains that Ray Ray took her here after the fight. I text the boys that we're okay and we all walk to the parking lot.

"So, I remember one day at camp, Izzy and I had fought this girl Jenny! Oh my god! We had to eat in the pond for three days instead of the mess hall!"

"Once, Gabriella thought she was pregnant because a boy kissed her on the wrist!"

"Once, Thea skinny-dipped into a vernal pool on a dare!"

"...did anyone hear that?"

Oh my god... "Who's there?!" E.J yells, stepping away from Gabs.

Two hillbillies walk out from behind a bush holding rifle.

"Give us whatever you got on ya' and no one gets hurt..."

Uh oh! We're all packing serious bling... There's no way in hell I'm losing my stuff. I signal for Isis to distract them. She sneaks behind the man and covers his mouth and pulls him back behind the bush.

"Hey, uh, where's your buddy?" I say, using my acting talent.

The fat girl getsa worried look on her face? "Billy-Bob?! Wh-where are ya?!" She turns around and there's a named scratched into her rifle: Maggie-May Luanne Hickey. I snatch her ponytail and throw her against the ground. Ten shots fire. Izzy kicks the rifle out of her hand and into the window of Taco Bell.

I run behind the bushes to see if Isis is okay.

"Isis! God dayum girl! If you punch him anymore his whole body will be purple!" I shout "Is he dead!?"

"Nah... Just unconscious, but not for long. I've already called the boys," she says.

"Maggie-May..." he mutters

"Shit! He's gaining consciousness!" I say, becoming distraught.

"Don't worry! They will be here in 5 minutes!"

Ray's POV:

Oh my god. Izzy and Gabriella are beating the moonshine out of this girl!

"Y'all need to hold up, wait a minute, lemme put some Ray Ray in it!" I said like Starkeisha after they were done beating her up. I take out my phone and start taking a video. I lean next to her. "Ayo, YouTube... These girls Izzy and Gabriella just beat the moonshine outta this girl who tried to mug us..."

I face the camera where there's moonshine and blood all over the parking lot. "Nah, we didn't just assualt some girl, so don't think that. Look at this rifle." I read the words on it "...Maggie...May... Luanne Hickey," i start to laugh "tried to mug us."

Roc's POV:

New text from isiszesty!

isiszesty: oml. roc we got fukken mugged!

spiffytho: shit

spiffytho: we on our way

I Google the direction to the Taco Bell farthest from the school. Ray always takes girls far from... Let's just say areas with a lot of tension...

I get to Taco Bell with Prince, Prodigy, and the police.

Isis's POV:

I finally calm down once the police get here, and Thea runs up and kisses Roc.

"Oh my god! I'm so happy you're here... Uh, er, idiot..."

He laughs and they have a makeout session in the car, the police talking to me and Ray while Izz and Gabs relax.

"These two have been hijacking peoples belongings for a while, now. All the way from Ariana Grande, Beyoncè, Carrie Underwood..." He rambles off a list of a thievery for each celebrity of the alphabet. "...Ke$ha, Lady Gaga, and now Mindless Behavior. At least you all have some courage in you and took em on.

Would you like to file charges against them, on behalf of all the others?"

"Yes, Officer!" I smile and the officer walks away. Ray pulls me closer and we embrace. "So... Are we an item now?" I ask, beaming.

Ray pulls me in for a passionate kiss. Yes, I guess!