"Ah, summer break, a time to chill, relax, and take her easy, unnnless you're me."
A car, a golf cart mind you, crashed through a sign, 2 people were in it, a Naruto with dirty spiky blond hair, with yellow and blue eyes, and a brown hat with a star on it, with a orange sweater with a blue vest on it and brown shorts. Next to him was a boy, with bandages on him and black spiky hair, with yellow and blue eyes. Wearing a black shirt with a yellow vest on it, and brown shorts with a pinetree on it, so Naruto and he could tell the difference.
"I'm Zack uzumaki, the boy about to puke, is my younger brother, Naruto."
"Move it Zack! It's my turn! Now, you may be wondering, WHy ArE We RUNNING FROM A BEAST OF UNIMAGINABLE TERROR?!? Rest assured, Children! There's a perfectly logical explanation!"
Swap just wanted to end this, here and NOW.
"Habrataitala jump into your cloud and say "Ano Sora!" Ano Sora!" As the music got clearer, he saw many cars racing on a....candy track?
"Hi mister!" What? Where did that come from? Looking up to the voice, he saw a little Naruto with candy in his hair holding HIS bandana that his brother gave him. "Hey, that's mine, give it back!" Up in that tall, ridiculous tree, had the gold medal Alphys gave him hostage with a kid! One of a kind!
"Um, no. Holy king Orochimaru! A gold coin!"
......*Cue the rest of the movie....yes, Naruto can still glitch.*
"UUGGGHHH, what is this Garbage?!" Said Kiba, who usually was all cheery and rainbows, minus the slightly grey skin.
"Um, the art of the tents! Ya see-" replied Shikamaru, who had a cowboy hat on his head, speaking with a country accent, before being cut off.
"JUST. RETRIEVE. THE ELEMENTS!" Spoke Chrystalist. (In human form)
Walking down the stairs, the broody one, whos appearance looked way different from his personality. Layed on the ground. Refusing to do anything.
Naruto, jumped on a tent and shook his head with the tent in his mouth. Like a dog. While Itachi who looked more.....prettier than the rest swiped things from the tents. Shouting "Mine!" And the one flying in the air with the spikier hair, named Shisui uncaringly kicked the tent.
The one who looked like the smartest, yet the most different had black, duckbutt hair, with black eyes, and pale skin. Picked up the broody one. "Soon, once we get the elements, not even "Her magesty" will be able to stop us! Now follow my lead!" The rest giggled and laughed, before looking at the tree of harmony. "OOH! That ones MINE!" As the supposed hoarder pointed at the gem looking element, it glowed black. Strutting foward, the hoarder fell on his face. The broot and the liar grinned. And the culprit cruelly laughed. "Oops, I would say sorry, but i'm not!" And the two promptly got into a catfight."Stop it fools! We need the elements to defeat the queen!"
Nope. Bye!
Looking around. He saw he was in his own world. In a hospital bed.
"I...ugh...what happened?" He spoke.
"You were in a coma, Mr. Skeleton."
Sometimes, he wonders if what happened in his coma were true.
Looking around the room, he saw a ninja hiate.
Yeah, I know, baaad story? Well, seeing the stress writers go through, i've decided to end the story. No, I mean like COMPLETE IT. Not put it on hold or cancell it.
All adventures come to an end.
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