Country Humans x Reader Oneshots

🇩🇪🇨🇵 Bonjour, Liebling

Germany x American fem reader x France

Requested from Quotev

Huh, must have missed my alarm, how long has it been? *checks last update* Dang, 3 months, that's a hell of a long depression nap.

So, here's a thing. By no means am I even remotely happy with this one, but people still continue to find this book and I feel bad for not updating. I was going to vent about how much stress and anxiety comes with having people actually look at my work, but I don't wanna bum anyone out and you've probably read that a million times at this point.

Don't expect another thing anytime soon. I'm shooting for less than a month this time, but who even knows. A couple of things are popped into the draft oven right now, but they're nowhere near close to baked so y'know.

Regardless, hope you enjoy this thing and it's sorta rushed ending anyway. I have to get back to the mountain of school assignments I need to complete before school ends this coming Monday.

Word count: 1,184

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Welcome to the US-of-A! Land of consumerism, constant bickering, and distraction. Lucky for you I won't bore you with any more politics, you're already getting your fill at the moment.

When America said he was taking you to Europe, you were expecting a vacation, not a NATO meeting. A long time ago he promised you a visit one day, so long that you thought he had completely forgotten. Then he showed up at your door unannounced holding two first-class plane tickets and telling you to "pack your bags loser". The entire ride overseas was a period of restlessness and excitement. Who knew the bastard man had the ability to keep his promises? But you were lied to, like a dog off to the vet.

It was by complete accident that you connected with Ame, and you've regretted that decision ever since. You were sightseeing around DC on a presumed normal visit. As you were passing by one of the war monuments, which you don't bother to remember, you saw him standing there. Only barely recognizing the environment devoid of people, you walked over to get a cool picture. His bodyguards started to advance, but he waved them off and beckoned you closer. Now hesitant, you continued forward while you fumbled to explain yourself. Apparently that didn't matter as you were pulled into a hug and cried into. The next couple of hours was spent listening to him vent about painful memories. After signing a contract that stated you must never speak of this event or any future events, you were allowed to leave. From then on, he decided you were cool and worthy of being his friend. Or rather, more like an emotional support pet that he could talk at and never worry about his secrets getting to the public.

TL;DR, you're naivety got you trapped in a secret friendship with the representation of your country.

Every so often, Ame would call on you to accompany him to any stressful meetings. Since everything he does is covered by the media, word got around quick. Speculations ran wild about Ame's "new girlfriend", even if your identity was kept a secret. Despite being an anonymous entity, your image was still recognized as an important figure.

All of the meetings were inside the borders up to this point. This left other countries in the dark as to who this special person was. Except for Canada I guess, but he understood the importance of privacy in this situation. Safety was the key factor in keeping you in the country, or so you were told. Even still, the states have plenty of gorgeous sights to gander at. Tourism is one of your favorite hobbies, albeit the most expensive one. So in a way, Ame and his shenanigans were beneficial since he would always pay for your travel.

Which brings us back to the current meeting, something to do with NATO. Once the novelty of the idea wore off, you started to block out what was said. What were they talking about? Who cares, it's easier to keep secrets you don't know. However, this time was different. Not in the sense that you were paying attention to the topic, but rather there are other countries here. The social interactions between them, the way they carried themselves, it was fascinating to say the least.

Little did you know, you were even more interesting to them. Ame's little lap dog, you held a lot more power than you realized. If they could impress you, it would benefit their standing with the powerhouse.

After the serious discussion ended, equally boring small talk ensued. Luckily your first impression was underwhelming enough to not draw too much attention to yourself. Yet, a couple of countries still approached to ask questions, and being polite you held conversation. You gave a sigh of relief as Poland walked away before making your way to Ame's side and clinging to it.

"When are we going home?" You muttered.

"Don't you wanna see Europe first?" he chuckled at your sudden energy, "Although we only have time for one location, so choose wisely." Giving your hair a good rustling, he walked off, leaving you alone with the 2 countries he was previously chatting with. France and Germany gave each other a quick glare.

"No doubt Paris is the obvious option, madame." France stepped forward, taking your hand and placing a kiss on the back, causing you to blush.

Seeing the Eiffel tower was high on your bucket list, you had to admit. Plus, French culture is held in high esteem. The food, fashion, and art are all said to be the best in the world. Not to mention the beauty of the city and the plentiful variety of scenic views. Then again, you don't have a lover or nearly enough money in your bank account to visit the city of love. But would that really matter if America is going to pay for stuff anyway?

"Ha, du bist sehr lustig. My country is far superior- er," Germany's face contorts in mild horror, taking a moment to collect himself. He clears his throat, "Berlin is another great place to visit."

A fantastic option indeed. Full of rich history and beer, a tourist's dream. Though you weren't much of a drinker, there are still other reasons. Much easier on the wallet for one, which gave it a high standing for you in the past. Green nature sights to appreciate in the day, then party all night long. Culture and attractions aren't exclusive to Paris either. Being the number one visited city means a lot of people, so maybe the less popular Berlin is the way to go?

Although the decision is tough, it does give you an idea.

"Man, this is hard... How about this, why don't you both try to convince me, and I'll visit whoever I like more." You said, getting their attention.

"Eh, forgive me for asking, but wouldn't that upset Amérique?" France asked.

"For what reason? Wait, do you... do you guys think we're together?" You asked, to which they nodded. "Me and him, pfft, nah. Besides, he's not my type."

"It's not difficult to see why. A lady like you deserves only the finest of romantic touches, something that hooligan could never provide you." France took hold of your hand, looking deep into your eyes. "Something only another lady could provide, mayhaps?"

"Keep it professional Frankreich, this is a travel visit, not a honeymoon." breaking eye contact with France, you give Germany a mild, disappointed look. He crosses his arms and bluntly states, "There isn't nearly enough time to plan a proper date. But if all goes well, then-"

"Alright broski, I'm bored, let's blow this joint. Make your choice now or I'll choose for you, and I have to say, I'm having a real hankering for some authentic Italian food." Ame interrupts, pulling you away from France's grasp.

Both countries shoot a look at him before returning their expecting gazes to you. So, who'll it be?