A/N: First, I'm sorry that this is a joke, and second, I'm sorry I kept you waiting for the punchline for so long. :)
"You make it sound like I stabbed her!" Beth said, exasperated.
"You might as well have."
"This is childish. It is genuinely not my fault, her name was randomly selected for a sacrificial killing and my name was randomly selected to do the killing. I didn't stab, all I did was burn her alive. It's not that deep. But if you're going to go around spilling these secrets, I'm afraid we'll have to do something about it." She pulled an AR-15 from her small handbag and proceeded to kill everyone in the immediate vicinity, gathered her things, wiped the blood from her face, and left.
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