I was sitting on the couch just watching Pitch Perfect. I was singing their last song until I heard, "You can sing?" I looked back and saw Luke with a pizza sauce stained face. I started laughing my arse off. I fell off the couch and said yes.
He walked over to me and sat on my stomach. "Get off of me!" I screamed. "No can do sweet cheeks!" He winked at me. No wonder why Astrid likes him. He's so funny! I pushed him off me and stood up. "Do that again and I will get Astrid." I threatened. "She wouldn't do anything. I think we're on awkward terms right now. I feel like ever since the kiss she has distanced herself." He frowned. I hugged him from the side. "It's okay. Astrid had a horrible ex-boyfriend. He was always rude and hurt her badly. I think she is having trust issues with boys right now. If you two ever date and you hurt her, watch out. I may seem small but when it comes to her, I will kill you." He smiled and thanked me.
"Is it bad that I think she doesn't like me?" He asked. "I am pretty sure she likes you. The other night when she was sleeping she was saying how she would kiss you all day if she could and that your lip ring gives her life." He blushed when I said that. He is falling hard. "It's true. I did say that. And no I like you. You're a cool dude. Just kidding!" Astrid said while walking over to us. She kissed his cheek and smiled at him.
I left the room so I could give them some privacy. I was walking into the game room until I walked into something and fell. I landed on whatever it was and it hurt like hell. "You son of a bitch!" I muttered. "Oh my god I'm so sorry Dylan. I didn't see you there. You're just so small." He teased me. "I don't like you." I said. "You're right. You love me." He said as if it was so casual. "Smooth motherfucker." I said under my breath. "Indeed I am."
Pineapples are so good! They are like life. No even better then life. I am eating pineapples just because I love them almost as much as I love candy. "Slow down there. We don't need any choking," Ashton scowled. "Whatever you say Mommy Ashton." I said while pouting. "That doesn't work on me child. Not in this house." I hate him. "Hate you more." He said. "Did I say that out loud?" I asked.
"Yes you did child." He chuckled.
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Oddly Falling For You
FanfictionDylan Thirlwall and Astrid Taylor, the best of friends, get kidnapped by 2 drunk idiots. Read to find out more!