Great Adventures with the hermits in season seven! (hermitcraft oneshot book)

incorrect quotes

Here is some incorrect quotes to entertain you until I have a real chapter.... 

swear warning.

And some of these were taken from tik tok stuff and vine so ye!
... yes, ok enjoy!

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Mumbo: every night, I toss and turn in my bed, knowing for certain there is a dark presences plaguing me, haunting me, preventing my sweet dreams, hovering over me like a dark ominous cloud,

Grian, on the top bed of the bunkbed: *looks down* wassup b**ch

Mumbo who is on the bottom:...I'm not a-... *sigh* I'm not a b**ch...

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Jellie: *meowing* OPEN UP OPEN UP

Scar: I'm in the bathroom give me a sec-

Jellie: OPEN UP OPEN UP-

Scar: hang on! I'm washing my hands-

Jellie: OPEN-

Scar: *opens door*

Jellie: *walks away*
(This could also be pearl and maui towards Grian.)
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Zedaph: that moment when you're having a great day but then-

Zedaph: oh dear...

Zedaph: but a its because you saw some deer so you're having an even better day now! *happy music plays*

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Kerials: I shouldn't have this WHOLE quesadilla but... it's my birthday, *eats it anyways*

Kerials: I shouldn't have this 5th breakfest pocket but like... it's my birthday month.

Kerials: it's the weekend.

Kerials: its harbor day.

Kerials: its bdubs birthday.

Kerials: it's that 2 week anniversary of when mumbo fell in lava and died.

Kerials: its.....

Frick it, I just wanna eat it.

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Grian at iskall: we usually have a really great working relationship.

Grian at iskall: I say go right, he goes right.

Grian at iskall: I say keep left for 500 feet, he keeps left.

Grian at iskall: ......until today...

Grian at iskall: he drove off the highway... I did not tell him to do that.......

Grian: *in the car with mumbo: proceed to take ramp to get back on the high way.

Mumbo: *ignores him*

Grian at iskall: he just straight up ignored me-

Grian: in 300 feet, make a u turn.

Mumbo: *ignores him again*

Grian at iskall: he ignored that too... HE totally brushed me off!!! What us the point on asking for directions if you're just gonna ignore me!! I AM SO F-

Iskall: *turns to mumbo*

Mumbo: I just needed to get gas.....

Iskall: I see.

Mumbo back in the car with Grian: *driving peacefully*

Grian: I'm just trying to figure out why you hate me.