Gaku has Daddy Issues

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Someone was named 'Your Dad' so of course as Gaku, I pretended it was his dad.

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Gaku: Dad you owe me 10 dollars

Sousuke: No

Gaku: DAD GIVE ME MY MONEY-

Person: Your dad sounds like a deadbeat 

Gaku: He is a fucking deadbeat! 

Gaku: Acts like 10 dollars will kill him

Gaku: Tenn do you see this shit?!

Tenn: I don't care, you can get your own money

Gaku: I'm waiting to get his inheritance 

Sousuke: I'm taking you out of my will

Gaku: LIKE HELL YOU ARE! I won't give you a chance!

Sousuke's will: "Hiring hitman with rest of my money to kill Gaku"

Gaku: FUCK YOU TOO DAD

. . .

~We found Mom!~

Gaku: THEY'RE VOTING MY MOM

Gaku: AND DAD HELPED THEM!

Tenn: Oh damn

. . .

~Mom died~

Gaku: Mom nooo

Gaku: Dad owes me money, tell him to give me my 10 dollars

Mom: I'm kicking him out of the house

Gaku: Do it

Mom: He will never come back

Gaku: Dad never gave a shit about us anyways, you deserved better

Mom: I'm leaving you too

Gaku: Wait what-

. . .

~Dad is dead too~

Gaku: Mom divorced you

Sousuke: I don't care, I cheated on her

Gaku: EXCUSE ME?

Gaku: How could you do this to us. To mom!

Sousuke: She was ugly

Gaku: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MOM?!

Sousuke: Got you a new mom

Gaku: I DON'T WANT A NEW MOM

Gaku: Dad guess what

Gaku: I'm gay! And I'm gonna marry Ryuu!

Sousuke: Oh hell no

Tenn, eating popcorn: You need family therapy 

. . .

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